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Yoga and Core Stretch

a ridiculous type of exercise which includes ladies in black spandex sticking their butts up in the air, leaning on their sides with only one foot and one hand on the ground, and generally trying not to fart. you have to have good balance and be "connected to your core at all times." also, you listen to a lady talking abou "continuous movement" and saying "belly buttons and middle fingers," repededly. which leads me to wonder exactly what im supposed to be doing with my belly button and middle finger.
"what did you do on mother's day?"
"i went to a weird yoga and core stretch class with my mom"
by corina May 26, 2004
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yogabitch

Similar to a psychobitch (see psychobitch)...but supplements some of her spare time through the practice of yoga...
That crazy YOGABITCH is doing her excercises again!
by Graffilthier October 9, 2008
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Jaime did her airplane yoga on the way to see John so she would be flexible for doin the sex.
by Homer's Zeppelin March 18, 2004
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