Writed

Past tense of write

I Writed a paragraph on the bird.

by John debate December 23, 2018

You can't write it

1. Regarding a ridiculous situation which could not have been predicted or written beforehand.
2. Regarding a ridiculous situation which could not be written about afterwards.

It could be so ridiculous or outrageous both apply.

Synonymous with "you can't make this stuff up".

1. Stephen: "Oh shit, did you hear how Ian got three fit girls pregnant in one night? Two of them already had boyfriends! Who would have thought, you can't write it!"

2. Scott: "So I was refused alcohol the other day, and I ended up with my evening ruined, immediately back home. I mean, you can't WRITE it, you can't even write it.. I've had enough, I've enough of this. That's it. That's it lads! Naaaaah, that's it! I'm going to bed! I am GOING to bed!"

by Sr88 October 22, 2015

writersuperbia

superb writer ability

Grant writing is easy for those with writersuperbia.

by Andrew Clapp April 16, 2008

writers magic

The phrase used to describe how writers make such awesome stories on the fly.

Sadie used writers magic to create her future best seller

by Sainty the author November 12, 2017

writers bolocock

when a sexual content writer gets stuck on how to describe a characters penis and/or genitals

Damn it. I don’t know if Jeremy’s penis would be 6 or 7 inches. I’m having writers bolocock.

by Qt tip February 13, 2019

Writers Orgasm

When a writer uses an uncommonly known or used phrase or punctuation, that gives them a rush of dopamine from feeling smarter than the general public

I used a semicolon, in my last essay and oooh that gave me a Writers Orgasm

by Nobodyrllycareslol February 23, 2021

writers residence

An apartment that has become abandoned due to a new relationship between two people. Often occurs when a male meets a female with a bigger or better home/apartment and starts to live in it to save money and feel some sort of achievement or personal growth.

Hey, is Eric still living here?
No, this is his writers residence while he is taking advantage of his relationship with a slightly wealthier female.

by heythatsnotnicemister July 13, 2023