Don’t you wish your neighbors would just move out

I’ve got a neighbor from Indiana state that moved in next door. They have no children. They don’t wish to help me with anything. The wife is an selfish arrogant bitch and a fat cow. I’m a 16th generation Cajun man. I wish all of these douchebag transplants would just get the fuck out. They’re not from Louisiana and they aren’t even Catholic, wtf are they even doing here.

Don’t you wish your neighbors would just move out

by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020

Roman wishing well

When she is puking into the toilet and you are doing her doggie style.

Me and Brenda went drinking last night and this morning I got a roman wishing well.

by Miss Demeanor December 16, 2023

I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 05, 2023

Spanish Wish

When two spanish males fuck a hot white girl and start kissing each other over her.

"Aye you see that spanish wish video on porn yet?"

"Yeah that shit was so fucking hot lana Rhodes should do one bro!"

by BEPOPEBO October 17, 2021

Wishing Well of Doom

A woman who has a very deep vagina that you 'wish' you hadn't gone down. Usually smells of unholy rotting fish. Common occurrence after this experience is never to park that car there again.

Commonly referred to as Tiffany Crawford.

Dude I fucked that girl and she was a wishing well of doom

by bitchcanthandle March 29, 2016

Wishing on a shooting star

If wish is not told to someone else, the wish will not be fulfilled per the make-a-wish foundation 2015 revision.

Never miss wishing on a shooting star

by austinjp17 November 03, 2018

I wish a bitch would Wednesday

You wish a female would try you on a Wednesday afternoon.

Tommy: that girl talkin Hot shit on yo name , she said she can take that nigha right up off you

😹Keisha: that Ho ain finna take shi, today ain the day, oml today is national I wish a bitch would Wednesday !! 👎🏽

by Com’n.getcho.nigha.back September 17, 2023