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Roman wishing well

When she is puking into the toilet and you are doing her doggie style.
Me and Brenda went drinking last night and this morning I got a roman wishing well.
by Miss Demeanor December 16, 2023
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wish someone cared

the instant urge to flex your gf/bf on any social media
bro i “wish someone cared” it’s actually killing me i just wanna do it
by Dont make me nut November 21, 2021
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wish someone cared

the instant urge to flex your gf/bf on any social media
bro i “wish someone cared” it’s actually killing me i just wanna do it
by Dont make me nut November 21, 2021
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Spanish Wish

When two spanish males fuck a hot white girl and start kissing each other over her.
"Aye you see that spanish wish video on porn yet?"

"Yeah that shit was so fucking hot lana Rhodes should do one bro!"
by BEPOPEBO October 16, 2021
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wish!

by HAS_3_L August 2, 2021
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Wish

Person 1.Omg I heard she is Wish!
Person 2. She is such a Suki!
by Ur_Local_Gay May 3, 2022
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I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
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