wisconsin

A state very similar to Michigan and (unfortuantly) Illinios. Wisconsin is, for some reason, famous for it's cheese. I wouldn't have a fucking clue because the only cheese I eat is the stuff on my burgers. The southern part of the state is mostly suburbs and cities. The largest city of Milwaukee, is actually quite boring. They make Miller beer, Harley motorcycles, and light switches. Milwaukee has a shitty pro-basketball team, the Bucks, an up-and-coming baseball team, the Brewers, and decent college Basketball teams, UWM and Marqutte.

The central part of the state is mainly farm land. Evinrude and Mercury outboard motors are made in central WI.

The north is pure back-coutry. Vilas and Oneida countys are the biggest examples of such. In the winter snowmobiling possibilies are endless, much like the U.P. of Michigan.

All in all, Wisconsion kicks ass. especially the north.

I'd take WI over Florida anyday. But I'd probably take the U.P. over Wisconsin.

by rice hater April 19, 2006

Wisconsin Floorbuffer

When you sit a girl down in a pile of shit and then make her give you head while you spin her around

I sat that girl down in a pile of shit and made her do a Wisconsin Floorbuffer

by Dyke and ike November 1, 2008

Wisconsin Whistle Wetter

When your dick smells like cheese, and you piss in a girls mouth while she is giving you a blow job.

Hey Cody, I gave your mother a Wisconsin Whistle Wetter the other day. She looooves cheese.

by Grizzlymint October 22, 2012

Wisconsin

Wisconsin is a great state. Overall friendly people, and good food. We can help you get your truck out of the mud and then give you a beer and cheese curds. Come and visit you won't regret it. ;)

Person 1: hey do you want some cheese curds?
Person 2: only if they are from Wisconsin!

by brook;)) October 20, 2020

wisconsin water ballet

Watching whales on a boat in Hawaii

The Wisconsin water ballet was awesome. We saw 6 humpbacks breaching today.

by dave900 October 24, 2010

Wisconsin Hickey

When 9 guys hold one guy down and the "Minyan Man" gives the victim a big, wet, juicy hickey. (Common practice at Wisconsin Ramah).

Reuben is walking to the bunk. As he approaches the bunk, 9 lads ambush him and pin him down. Shimon, the Minyan Man, emerges from behind the bush where he laid in wait. Shimon proceeds to administer a beautiful Wisconsin Hickey to Reuben's neck.

by Moses Mendelssohn May 29, 2013

Wisconsin Back-burner

To take a shit while doing a hand-stand on your back porch.

Paul Hamm is an olympic gymnast from Wisconsin. He warms up every day with a Wisconsin Back-burner after a cup of coffee to loosen his bowels.

by BroncoBlunt420 June 4, 2015