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Washington Apple Picker 

The act of ripping off another person's dingleberries (dried fecal matter, hanging from ass hair), and baking them in an oven. The dingleberries are then coated in the person's semen, and eaten as a crunchy snack.
Man 1: "Yo dude, wanna try out the Washington Apple Picker?
Man 2: "Hell yeah! Fire up the oven!"

Washington Weed Shitter 

The action of shoving a bong up one’s asshole while they proceed to shit in it while you smoke it saying: “that’s some shitty weed.”
Jenny wanted to try some new shit so I gave her a Washington Weed Shitter.
Washington Weed Shitter by vacqe September 26, 2025

Washington Sleeper

The act of having diarrhea on somebodies pillow without them knowing.
After she dumped me, her ugly ass gave me a Washington Sleeper.
Washington Sleeper by FatWeiner January 25, 2026

Washington Weed Wacker

A sexual act in which 2 partners bite and pull the pubes off of eachother, essentially giving eachother a free wax with their teeth.
Me and my girlfriend tried this new thing called the Washington Weed Wacker. It was a wild experience.

Washington Long Throat

When two males are having sex and one sticks a sex toy in the others throat eventually causing them to vomit which will cause both males to then hump the vomit until climaxing
Me and by buddy Jake were hanging out and having fun and he decided to give me a Washington Long Throat

Washington Leafblower

The act of perfoming anal sex on a rabbit then farting up its anus hence "leafblower".

Legend says that it will explode making cum spray everywhere like a leafblower does when it blows leaves
Jessica said that Terry did a Washington leafblower on his sisters pet bunny!