Walmart Jihad

A guy of middle eastern descent, although can be indian in some cases. The Walmart Jihad works at walmart (obviously) as a greeter, only because of his lack of communication skills.

Walmart Jihad: Hello, good sir, how are u dooing tooday.

American: Fine, *to wife* (hope he doesnt blow the shit outta this place).

by бай хуй January 25, 2009

walmart greeter

To be a walmart greeter is humbling,a servant role,
someone who is doing their best. To those who despise
people who do greet you at the front door, the answer is
easy, don't go in.

yeah ...... yeah walmart greeters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To be a Walmart Greeter, doing the little things is what means alot, such as helping someone with their shopping cart, or providing a wheelchair for someone needing assistance.

by woofy-to-you March 12, 2010

Walmart Emo

The deep feeling of hopelessness and despair you get when you get hired to work at Wal-mart.

-"hey man, I've noticed you've really been depressed recently, has your mom finally kicked the bucket from that cancer?"
-
" NO, My mom was cured, My suffering now comes from my new job at walmart, I guess I got the walmart emo"

by scubaaaaa October 9, 2011

Walmart Running

Walmart running is simply the act of parking in the spot that is the farthest away from the main entry of Walmart, then running as fast as you can to the main doors. CAUTION! Be careful for moving vehicles. Icy or rainy conditions may provide more entertainment.

OMG he just set a new record walmart running!

by xXxGoVikingsxXx December 13, 2009

Walmart Amnesia

The temporary loss of memory as soon as you enter a walmart store and forget everything there was on the shopping list (even when you had meticulously made a neat mental list). Recovery occurs slowly starting exactly when you pulled out of parking all the way until you reached your home.

Irritated Wife: Did you bring all that I'd asked for?
unhappy-with-himself Husband: No, I suffered a Walmart Amnesia.
Irritated Wife: You lazy scumbag!

by -[MDA]- June 28, 2010

walmart's neck

the aching feeling in the neck from where one has played the demo games at walmart for way too long

dude, clary, let's bounce bro. i'm gettin major walmart's neck from guitar hero

by dippin dots August 21, 2007

Walmart Wailer

A child, usually but not limited to three years of age or younger, who feels the need to scream at the top of their lungs any time they're in a large store, usually a Walmart, and expecially when they don't get something.

"My sister was a Walmart Wailer. That's why my mom had to beg me to go to the store."

*child screaming in the same isle as you, making a chain reaction from all of the children in the store*
"OMG I WISH THEY WOULD SHUT UP THEIR WALMART WAILERS ALREADY!!"

by AWWAleader September 4, 2011