bakon vodka cream pie

when pan of hot bakon grease is slung onto an unsuspecting whore's vagina. The burn is then sterilized with the cheapest vodka available and the friend of the grease slinger then administers a standard cream pie to said whore.

That whore on the tiki bar wanted a body shot but got a bakon vodka cream pie.

by fishy oil May 21, 2011

sports cap vodka squash

a method of pre-drinking using a sports cap bottle, with vodka and a squash drink of ones choice.

'mate, wanna have some sports cap vodka squash before we go out tonight?'

'sports cap later??'

by wonderland291 May 20, 2010

Vodka Diet Coke

An obscure highly-questionable drink often endorsed by women in their early-to-mid 20s. The rum and coke or even whiskey and coke are the superior options as you're mixing darker alcohol types with darker mixers. However, rumor has it the vodka diet coke in particular has karaoke-boosting properties within one hour of consumption.

Madii: "People always get so upset when I tell them that I drink vodka diet cokes, and it’s like fuck you you’re not the one drinking it why do you have such a strong opinion!?"

by JB33 September 13, 2021

The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master

This is the top man in Mother Russia who can out drink every other man in the country. He knows the proper way to drink Vodka...with an onion. You will NOT beat him in Russian Roulette so DON'T TRY. He is the leader of the RCU - (Russian Comrades United) This organization is constantly being argued over its popularity and influence in the world at large. Some top experts argue whether it even exists. However it is not wise to question the power of the force of the clan of united RCU battalions of death.

"The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master" is no bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron. However, he is sometimes the unofficial spokesperson for ADOBE.

by Cheeseball Alcatraz September 9, 2021

Vodka-and-Stigmata

Inadvertent self-harm administered under the influence of intoxicating licquor.

A) Did you get any Vodka-and-Stigmata at the Shit-faced Shaving contest?
B) Lost an ear.

by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009

vodka poom

The act of inserting a bottle of vodka in to your anal cavity - in-taking the liquid then dumping both the vodka and your feces back into the bottle

Guy 1: YO DUDE MOLLY JUST DID A VODKA POOM

Guy 2: NO WAY - THAT'S SO HOT - THINK I'M GONNA ASK HER OUT

by Your_mom's Mom August 25, 2010

darth vodka

a fictional character made up to be a villian that likes to drink vodka and sing karoake. a huge vodka drinker that wakes up late every morning.

The Puff Man did a darth vodka every morning and smelled like lighter fluid.

by The BDZ April 24, 2009