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Vacation Pooper

A vacation pooper is someone who uses their time to get caught up on email, text messages, readings, newspaper articles, often extending the normal defecation period. Vacation poopers always bring reading material and frequently treat the time as relaxing and a chance to get caught up.
Clay's a total vacation pooper, that's the only way he got caught up on reading Game of Thrones.
by Imnothere560 December 6, 2013
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perfect vacation

A vacation planned as inviting another while pre-meditating all along the perfect getaway alone having the time of your

life pretending to sincerely wish you had came along & even invite you to fly out after your there without them.
A perfect vacation inviting someone then telling them you never meant to & it was a mistake a day before departure
by SmokeyRub March 15, 2015
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secret vacation

When you take a vacation day and don't tell your significant other
Don't tell my wife I'm up here drinking on my secret vacation.
by Deadbolt0804 March 27, 2015
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neighborhood vacation

When multiple families from the same stuck-up, rich white neighborhood go on a group vacation to the same destination.
The Rutherfords and Davenports will be joining us on our yearly neighborhood vacation to the Hamptons.
by Russypoo1 April 29, 2015
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Vacation

Standing in line in exotic locations.
It doesn't matter what we do for vacation. It's always the same.
by Pseudorandomnessfl November 5, 2019
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vacation elbow

A temporary medical condition that effects Father’s while on vacation. Typical triggered by loud noises or repeated blows to the seat back. When this malady Occurs the fraternal elbow engages in a manner which generally strikes the person sitting behind them in the car, train, plane or ship.
My vacation elbow was acting up when I had to drive from New York to Florida. Now both my kids have black eyes.
by Darryl Cartrip June 7, 2019
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hoe vacation

A period of time when a girl gets heartbroken then hoes around with guys to make her feel better
Girl 1: yeah, I’m on my hoe vacation
Girl 2: that’s tough
by Peepeepoopoo96024 December 9, 2019
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