Trophy Polisher

An inferior male who prefers his own company, and engages in self-adoration through copious masturbation.
Don always felt that everyone was inferior to his excellence, and undeserving of his greatness. He was an expert trophy polisher and gave himself lots of praise and encouragement in all of his alone time.
by Alt Hype April 19, 2018
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Trophy wanker

A man who wanks over trophys
by Thecreatorofthedictonariy January 18, 2020
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Salty trophy

A salty trophy: when, after achieving a podium in racing, you fill your trophy with jizz and the woman/team mates drink from said trophy
Bryan, how are you celebrating your podium?

- with a mighty salty trophy
by June 28, 2024
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trophy cougar

a middle aged or older woman, who was once a trophy wife, but has become dissatisfied with her husband but she refuses to leave him because she loves his money (and possibly his children). Goes on frequent "girls nights" with her friends and often will try to party like she's still in her 20's.
Check out this trophy cougar hittin on my man... God, I hope I look that good when I'm 45.
by fannie65432 March 15, 2017
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Golden Trophy

Where one person pisses in a wine glass and throws it at a homeless person
hello homeless man, you have the choice of a 3000 degree honeybun or a golden trophy
by DarcyVR January 14, 2025
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mickey mouse trophy

an insult used to describe less prestigious tournaments in football
person 1 : did you hear how *insert team here* won *insert football trophy here*

person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy
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mickey mouse trophy

an insult used for less prestigious tournaments in football
person 1: did you hear how this team won that trophy

person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy
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