One of the gayest people around he loves sniffing booty cheeks after someone farts and burns nose hairs
by Greg1979 December 31, 2019
Get the Tristan hunchak mug.1. (man) a combination of both tristan (a horrible sex partner), and a thompson (a man with no testicles).
2. (woman) a girl who constantly grinds her teeth on your dick, whilst queefing untill your dick goes limp and her teeth grind your dick even more.
3. (n) A mild flame retardent, used in kinky love making acts.
2. (woman) a girl who constantly grinds her teeth on your dick, whilst queefing untill your dick goes limp and her teeth grind your dick even more.
3. (n) A mild flame retardent, used in kinky love making acts.
Example 1
1: why do you keep calling that guy tristan?
2: i was drunk one night and thought he looked okay, so i pulled his pants down and he didnt have any balls.
1: wow, really?
2: yeah, that tristan thompson, was a horrible sex partner.
Example 2
That girl is horrible, shes like a tristan thompson or something.
Example 3
1: hey, howed it go last night?
2: it was okay, we decided on the tristan thompson brand.
1: ive never used that brand before how was it?
2: alright, she just had a few third degree burns.
1: why do you keep calling that guy tristan?
2: i was drunk one night and thought he looked okay, so i pulled his pants down and he didnt have any balls.
1: wow, really?
2: yeah, that tristan thompson, was a horrible sex partner.
Example 2
That girl is horrible, shes like a tristan thompson or something.
Example 3
1: hey, howed it go last night?
2: it was okay, we decided on the tristan thompson brand.
1: ive never used that brand before how was it?
2: alright, she just had a few third degree burns.
by Mr. Stiky stiky September 24, 2011
Get the Tristan thompson mug.Tristan and Audrey are the perfect couple. They have always been lost but we’re found by eachother. They can sometimes be cringy, but there love is everlasting
by Yoxru May 9, 2018
Get the Tristan and Audrey mug.A name used for gay people that constantly cause mayhem and are usually found hanging out with girls that are taller than they are
by Mason beupit April 20, 2017
Get the tristan jones mug.Awesome at dying hair, pretty gangsta and reggae. Good catch. Nice fella. Likes Doritos. Very amusing and extremely sexy, loves a year below.
by Ellelegend69 October 9, 2020
Get the Tristan wigley mug.Rarely seen when seen its mostly alone looking at memes or Rare pepes. It hunts alone mostly after fresh doritos and mtn dw as now it seems it's sexually orientation is toasters.
Person1: I caught a Tristan Tjørnelund yesterday!
Person2: Nice! How did you do it?
Person1: I shot it with an arrow in the knee!
Person2: Nice! How did you do it?
Person1: I shot it with an arrow in the knee!
by Emo Scumbag January 22, 2018
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