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Toronto Maple Leafs

The worst team to play in the NHL since the Phoenix Coyotes. They have not won a Stanley Cup since 1967, haven't made the playoffs since 2004, and have won 2 games int he first 12 of the 2009-2010 season. Their name also contains a grammatial error, as it should be the maple Leaves.
Hey did you hear about those Toronto Maple Leafs

Ya they suck
by babinator November 8, 2009
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Toronto Maple Leafs

Man, the Toronto Maple Leafs are 0-7! What else is new?
by Shin Bison January 9, 2010
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toronto maple leafs

NHL Franchise, loved within the GTA, disliked by the rest of Canada. Known best for clogging up Hockey night in Canada with bad games and consitantly losing to their thier long rivals the Senators.
"hey is the canucks game on"
"No its reagional coverage so the best we get to see is the Toronto Maple Leafs"
"god damn, i feel like i just got a sutherland"
by Jose Marti August 16, 2006
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University of Toronto

see., awesome

U of T is a huge research university in downtown Toronto. The student population is diverse and pretty smart. What I mean by that is that there are a lot of asians.

When students are asked what university they go to, some just say 'I got to school in Toronto'. That's because it's the only university in Toronto that actually matters. I'd list the other schools, but I forgot them.

This way of answering 'where do you go university' with a city name should not be confused with the reason why McGill students answer with 'Montreal'. McGill students tell people they went to school in Montreal because they are too embarrassed to admit they actually went to McGill.
I go to the University of Toronto because McGill girls are ugly and they smoke crack at York.
by Tom.T.Tomson June 10, 2010
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Toronto Delusion

When no matter how much a professional sports team of Toronto is loosing, they are always the winning team in the eyes of hopeless fans.
- Toronto won last night! They are definitely going to the playoffs now!
- Ummm... that's their first win all season.
- Yeah! But they are going to win all the rest now, I can feel it.
- Facepalm. Congratulations. You are completely stuck in the Toronto Delusion.
by Melen28 April 9, 2011
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Toronto girl

Toronto girls living the good life, Loubouton shoes. Louis Vuitton bags. Face frozen with Botox. Overly full lips with fillers. Very fake looking and high maintenance. Most have similar look and attitude. Look for men with money.
Friend 1: Bro look at that girl.

She’s hot af.
Friend 2: she’s Such a toronto girl. She will spend all your money.
by Cdnguy1990 May 26, 2018
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Toon

Another word for tool, clown, dip-shit, dufuss, dumb-ass, etc. etc.

Toon short for Cartoon.
That drunk toon over there just cut me off and almost caused an accident!

Shut the fuck up toon.
by Trey134 March 23, 2017
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