Herp Derp

Herpes

guy 1: what is that on your lip?

guy 2: It's herp derp.

by fjkhwlsbvipeuv May 7, 2018

Herp-a-Derp

A woman who is cute but dumb; Herp: Cute girl; Derp: Dumb

GF: Umm... Derp. Let's go to the mall.

L: Kevin your girlfiend is a Herp-a-Derp....
K: No she isn't.

by Koowhipfluke October 26, 2010

emir the derp

A derpy person named Emir. Doesn’t have friends

Emir the derp played fortnite by himself

by Hoimaster May 7, 2018

Love Derping

Basically, it's the equivalent of cock blocking for kids or super religious people who abstain from premarital sex.

Speaking of love derping, earlier today Becky and I were talking after church, I had her eating out of the palm of my hand with every word I said. Then Randy came and started talking about Pokemon Go and she walked away. He totally love derped me!

by metalsandman999 May 23, 2017

Herp Derp

to act in the way of sexual conduct, and to release tension in the process.

He herped her til she derped.

Go herp yourself.

He derped on her face.

They herp derped

by nfalse March 1, 2011

Herpa derp

Visible, oral Herpes on a hood rat (hoodrat can be either female or male, as long as the person has participated in hoodrat like activities).

"That bitch Liz got the herpa derp from daniel."

by El Libertine March 22, 2010

king of derp

an award given to the person best at derping in every way. derp faces, derp songs, derping pictures, just a plain old derptastic person. similar to homecoming king, king of derp receives a staff with a derp face carved on the end, and a crown that says DERP. the award came about in spring of 2011 and is currently held by a high school sophmore in the Pacific Palisades area of Los Angeles, CA, named Michael. nominees will be picked in january, and voting in the palisades will take place on April 29th, 2012, against any nominees, and michael for re-election.

"Hey have you heard of that michael guy?"
"Oh yeah the current king of derp!"
"yeah thats him"
"what a derptastic person

by theanswerman147 October 18, 2011