Thomas

The biggest dick ever. The most amazing person on the world and the sexiest.

Thomas has an amazing cock

by Nimabima June 3, 2019

Thomas

A Thomas is an interesting creature. If you find one, it is highly advisable that you stay away because he is going through a worse identity crisis than anyone you have ever met. He is going through the dilemma of choosing between "Thomas," "Tommy," or "Tom" because he is too uncreative to come up with a name that deviates further than "Tim." He is forced in to the dilemma of choosing whether he wants the be a train, a kid, or a german porn star and he would be better off if someone just told him to use his online username. All in all, a Thomas is someone who can't make up their identity and should not be asked for advice on any major dilemma.

Guy1: "You see that Thomas over there?"
Guy2: "Yeah? He seems pretty deep in thought."
Guy1: "He's just in one hell of an identity crisis. I hope he decides on the name 'Tom;' I can see him making it big in the german porn market."

by Emma the Eurobeat Enthusiast January 27, 2019

Thomas

He loves the crunch of glass, he is obsessed with Teresa, like wth she's the worst.

He's such a Thomas

by asdfghjkl;9 May 13, 2018

Thomas

An insane human being who deserves nothing and no one in his life.He has very little to no friends at all. Everyone ignores/hates him because his anoyying ass never listens to people. He never follows instructions and always thinks of himself as a better person than everyone else.

Eww it's thomas, Run.

by YellowMagic1234 October 1, 2019

Thomas

A "Fingers in the Booty" as Bitch. Not to be confused with Kanye West.

Dude, you're being a real Thomas right now.

by ProfessorThiccccc April 2, 2019

Thomas

Thomas is a guy who is very sweet and gentle and is NOT man whore even though they are hot af and every girl loves him you would be lucky to Date a Thomas

Brittany "Omg i heard theres a new boy named thomas Ben told me all the girls are drooling over him"
Summer "Well there he is look!"
Brittany "Dibs"
Summer "Wow they weren't lying"
Brittany "I SAID DIBS"

by BobsBurgersTheSimpsons October 1, 2018

Thomas

Thomas is a good guy he works hard and never gives up he might get in trouble sometimes but most of the time is worth it because it's for the correct reasons he will have many friends that he will never give up on many people might call him weird loud too tall too short annoying and all those other names but the reasons why Thomas does those things its because he wants to make people laugh but sometimes he just goes too far he is a good guy and will remain a good guy thank you for your time

Thomas is the best guy I have ever met
Thomas never gives up

by thebest defenitions February 1, 2020