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Bumper Sticker Logic

Logic that, if heard or read, will make sense briefly. But will not hold up under any amount of scrutiny. Bumper sticker logic will pass the smell test, but fails to hold up under deeper inspection.
“Believe all women” that is a great statement, but am I supposed to believe Ghislaine Maxwell, nah man, that is just bumper sticker logic
by niquil July 30, 2022
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Sticker Bliss

The feeling experienced when a sticker being removed from an item (usually newly bought) peels away flawlessly, leaving no excess sticker or adhesive residue on the item.

The feeling has been reported to be better than any human emotion and/or high experienced through narcotics. Can potentially cause fatal cases of gush and squirt.
Tom - "F#ck dude, got some chronic sticker bliss the other day. Was so intense I voided my bowels and broke into violent seizure. It was awesome."

Harry - "Sh!t man."
by Dddrraaaaaaa March 5, 2013
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Sticker

One sticker is equal to 5 horsepower
RIcer 1) Yeah man, my civic has got about 80 stickers! Ricer 2) Wow that's a lot dude. Must be super speedy
by Ampck September 28, 2018
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Happy Family sticker misfit

The phenomenon where a car that only has 1 row of seating but has Happy Family sticker sticked on its rear windshield anyway, defeating the original intention of the Happy Family sticker.
I saw a sports car with a Happy Family sticker on it—total Happy Family sticker misfit! How can they claim to have three kids when there’s barely room for two passengers?
by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025
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