The Denise Snapper

When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.

Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”

Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”

by BuckFoJiden June 23, 2024

Cold Blooded Finger Snapper

When a woman uses a lizard as a dildo

Person 1: have you ever tried the Cold Blooded Finger Snapper?
Person 2: Yessss It's the best!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025

Snapper flapper

Worn out vagina lips 💋

Hey Shawn, Granny's turd smuggler is so full you can see her brown Snapper flapper when she bends over. I saw it already Cody. And my Big Bird is ready for some spit !!!

by Slobber Bobby April 28, 2024

Crapper Snapper

That Crapper Snapper is dripping like a creamy clam chowder.

Hey Cody check it out, Granny's turd smuggler is so full you can see her Crapper Snapper winking at you. I know Shawn, I'm about to pull that diaper to the side and spit on my Big Byrd.

by Slobber Bobby April 29, 2024

Jibbity Snappers

A phrase used to show anger is the current situation. Similar to "Crap"
A relatively new word

"The Homework was due yesterday." "Oh jibbity snappers"

by Adam Lanza go brrrr...WRIZZ March 19, 2024

Wing-Snapper

Someone who you'd think would automatically support you but instead, they speak negatively upon you as you're rising and achieving your goals. They can't stand to see you rise above them in life.

I won't even bother asking for his opinion on it because we all know hes a Wing-Snapper.

by Dan-DahSoulman March 23, 2024