Paper pimp (n). A high profile left or right wing columnist, who writes op ed pieces with a particular slant to persuade many of its readers to buy a newspaper, that otherwise would be used for the litterbox or the bird cage lining. A paper pimp knows his/her audience, so it will sell in certain markets. Paper Pimps are found syndicated in many of the large metropolitan "rags" throughout the country. This can also be used as a descriptive: "paper pimper, or pimping papers".
Cal Thomas' article didn't surprise me. I read the first paragraph and knew he was just a paper pimp.
by boggler September 23, 2005
Get the paper pimpmug. Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.
This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.
This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.
Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!
by TheGoyWonder January 1, 2016
Get the Paper Towelmug. 1. A set of boobs that is at least 50 percent tissue paper. Common in younger girls, and in some cases freshman/sophomor cheerleaders.
2. Any girl that stuffs her bra
2. Any girl that stuffs her bra
by Betsch March 7, 2008
Get the paper rackmug. A diploma or certificate you receive from a post secondary institution thus enabling you to get on with your life and drive one's proverbial car.
by IGNUSIM April 9, 2010
Get the Paper keysmug. phrase: First mentioned by Marion Abbott, the parisian designer, in a crack-house in Paris in the early 21st century, "I'm down to the paper," or, more colloquially "M' down to tha papes," is the call to arms for when a freshly rolled spliff is beckoned for.
by bedopourtous March 19, 2013
Get the down to the papermug. copying and pasteing different sentences from different essay websites to create a untracable plagiarized essay.
by Tylerwbubs August 3, 2007
Get the franken papermug. by ebibliotopia September 22, 2010
Get the paper kindlemug.