bitch lasagna

bitch lasagna is facts. tried to put the lyrics but urban Dictionary is a bitch
by your bitch t-series December 19, 2019
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Bitch lasagna

The best diss track of T-Series you can ever hear.
I don't like you T-Series
Nothing personal, kid
But I must go all out
Just this once

Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be?
Sit the fuck down T-Series
I'm here to spill the real tea
You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
But you India, you lose so best think you haven't won
When I'm through with you we're gonna be completely fucking done
'Cause we only just begun
I review you
Zero
Bye, bitch, gone
So come on T-Series
Looking hungry for some drama
Here let me serve your bitch lasagna

Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series just wet themselves in their pajamas

So who the hell is Bob, and why you wanna kiss him? (ew)
I'm a blue eyes white dragon, while you're just dark magician (oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation but
I got nine year olds of worlds so hold your defecation (oops)
Motu Patlu, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Your language sounds like it come from a mumble rap community
No papa, no papa, yes papa, Johnny
Now down all of this sugar and let's throw this fucking party with some-

Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch, lasagna
by Mixeles April 12, 2019
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Ganja Lasagna

A great Lasagna meal. It ain't normal Lasagna. It is pot Lasagna. Lasagna with weed. Delicious.
"How many weed do we have?"
"Enough for a Ganja Lasagna😏
by ganjalasagna March 26, 2019
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Lasagna Hunter

A person who goes for the girls that are not good looking/desperate because they themselves are ugly af and desperate. They’re standards are very, very low.
Person A- “You heard about Cameron Harlington’s girlfriend”
Person B- “Isn’t she in year 10 and the one with the one who looks like a cold McDonald’s apple pie?”
Person A- “Yeh, he’s such a Lasagna Hunter.”
by Shirielle Han January 04, 2018
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buddy lasagna

buddy lasagna is a term that @cuban_babyyy_ and @joshani_yy came up with.

buddy lasagna is lasagna that is made from a man’s private parts. it is then put into a meat grinder and then made as regular lasagna. so females if your man is cheating or just being dumb just make him some buddy lasagna using his wood and feed it to him.

we are the ceo’s!!!! before any of you bitches try to say you came up with it.
yeo im bout to feed this man some buddy lasagna
by suckyourmomhoe August 27, 2022
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eggplant lasagna

When you stick the eggplant in her lasagna
Hey honey let's make eggplant lasagna.
by DumbShit69420 March 13, 2023
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toilet lasagna

when taking a shit, one wipes their behind only to feel another dump coming out, prompting them to wipe again. In rare cases, this urge does not cease after three or more cycles of layering toilet paper atop each successive dump. The layers of TP on top of shit, on top of more TP on more shit, is a textbook case of toilet lasagna.
After 30 minutes in the bathroom, Johnny's love of 7-11 taquitos left the toilet clogged with a foul four-layer toilet lasagna.
by bigdaddytylenol June 10, 2025
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