Crop Sales

The process of greeting and farting on a customer simultaneously. An anti-salesman's approach used to make unwanted customers leave.

Fred used the crop sales method to get those people in and out of the store with godspeed.

by @5kur August 19, 2012

Water yo crops

To ejaculate upon another persons genitalia

I'm going to water your crops.
I'm going to water her crops.
I want to water his crops.
I'm gonna water yo crops.

by LilShwampAss October 6, 2020

Bogan Crop Circle

The pattern left on a lawn after a dead project car is resurrected or sold. Normally dirt in the middle with longer grass around the outside where the mower can’t reach.

“Did you see the Bogan Crop Circle on Neil’s lawn? Looks like he sold the piece of shit."

by Cowboy Tuned July 19, 2022

crop money

Marijuana or other drugs that are sold and the money that is earned is known as crop cash/cash crop/crop money

Tre: Wus Hanin? (What’s up)

JJ: nun much man jus got that henny n crop money (nothing much just made drug money and bought Hennessey)

Tre: oh that’s wussup

by Urbancomputer October 28, 2017

Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone

To install a cable, especially a low voltage cable. Often done above ceilings or under specialty floors.
See also: Crop Dust a Dinosaur Bone in a Suit of Armor.

There is not enough on the spool to Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone that far.

by HateStain May 7, 2025

fade-crop

A cropodile intentionally takes a pic of the subject and crops the subject down to 20%, then fades that 20% to zero.

Really? You are gonna fade-crop Easter pics. DON'T FADE CROP ME BRO! Why you croppin? slang

by apache_one_seven April 20, 2025

Reverse crop dust

When a person farts and that said person uses a fan of any kind to blow the stench in the victims’ path.

“Dude! Rick got me with a gnarly reverse crop dust with his box fan, it was terrible!”

by Tdriz July 11, 2022