Coconut Cupcake

When a man cums in a girls ass and she farts it back into the mans hand to which he slaps her in the face with the "cupcake".

"Keith, that coconut cupcake you gave me last night was out of this world."

"I was banging my girlfriend in the ass last night. After I came I gave her a delightful coconut cupcake."

by keithO2013 March 29, 2013

old coconut

The head: that thing over your shoulders

Mark - Dude, my head hurts bad!
Dude - You ain't using your old coconut for smashing pumpkins, do you?

by MasterB4iter February 28, 2022

you coconut

You coconut is used as a insult towards people that have a head that looks like a coconut.

Jack:Look at that gurl! Dayummm!
Tom:Shut the fuck up you coconut! She might hear us!

by Saltass May 22, 2018

coconut boy

The masculine version of the 00s coconut girl aesthetic made popular via TikTok in summer 2021. A coconut boy has a deep unshakeable inner chill and is seen in, on, or near water for much of the year. He loves his mom, convenience stores, novelty, democracy and never smiles in photos but is the first to cry during Toy Story 3. Has signature accessories that he wears daily. Frequently friendzoned but always ends up with hotties. Can communicate telepathically with most animals. A really great guy to have in your corner

A: How was the club with that coconut boy
B: We couldn't get in because he was wearing board shorts

by domina-horchata November 6, 2022

Coconut Queen

A gay man or bioqueen who enjoys strict relations with Polynesian boys. You can find these Coconut Queens gushing at a Hawaiian Lu'au or Maori Hangi. These particular types of queens are mostly white males with iPhones (20% have android).

"Damn, gurrrrl. That Polynesian rugby team has got this Coconut Queen ready to bust a coconut!"

"Jeff is trying to flirt with that Samoan Fire Knife dancer and he keeps ignoring him. Sad, little Coconut Queen."

by boomkanani March 7, 2014

Coconut mode

A sudden and powerful desire to cuddle the shit out of your wife and kiss her and drink a milkshake with her and take a nap with her and wake her up with more kisses

I was really mad thinking about the whole deal with Kavanaugh but then my wife put me in coconut mode.

by K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E. October 5, 2018

Sea Coconut

A nut where God was horny when he created it.

Sea Coconuts' seeds look like female butts, and its plant's reproductive organ looks phallic. God sure was horny.

by userhandlegoeshere October 29, 2021