by Cooper Pooper January 14, 2021
Get the Waxer and Boilmug. Imagine your a god right? And your being punished by the other gods for something, so they send you back down to earth to be reincarnated as a mortal.
When you get to earth you wake up in the middle of this rice field in the middle of feudal japan. You Don't know why you are there, but you know you are there for a REASON.
You Take a deep breath in. HHHHHHHHHH But it is not air you breathe! It is thick and yellow and tastes like marshmallow dust. and you know what it is? HARD BOILED WIND.
When you get to earth you wake up in the middle of this rice field in the middle of feudal japan. You Don't know why you are there, but you know you are there for a REASON.
You Take a deep breath in. HHHHHHHHHH But it is not air you breathe! It is thick and yellow and tastes like marshmallow dust. and you know what it is? HARD BOILED WIND.
by GuapAchmed August 23, 2023
Get the Hard Boiled Windmug. Joe found himself in a real shrimp boil with his wife when he got home from his brother in laws bachelor party.
by 614_FGR January 9, 2024
Get the Shrimp Boilmug. A large puss boil typically found on the tip of a small mexican penis. Typically difficult when attempting to fornicate, because the boil is larger than the penis, and because the boil has a tendency to drain when the penis is erect. The attempt to fornicate while carrying the obcena boil can transfer into the partner, male or female. If a female has any sign of an obcena boil she must seek medical help immediately!
Not resulting to do so will cause her asshole to rot from the inside out and anal leakage will seep into her vagina hole. Thus creating a shameful and forever active Alabama Hot Pocket.
Warning! Deadly!
Not resulting to do so will cause her asshole to rot from the inside out and anal leakage will seep into her vagina hole. Thus creating a shameful and forever active Alabama Hot Pocket.
Warning! Deadly!
"Did you nail that chick last night?"
"No dude, she looked at my obcena boil and she puked on my mom's tits."
"No dude, she looked at my obcena boil and she puked on my mom's tits."
by Logger123 October 10, 2013
Get the obcena boilmug. A Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket is not your ordinary pocket. This is Outta Pocket.
Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
by Kbaezmaster1 March 20, 2021
Get the Hard-Boiled Hot Pocketmug. Nick asked Jess if she liked hard boiled eggs in her mouth. She proceeded to fill her mouth with water and Nick went to town.
by Do close the door March 15, 2022
Get the Hard Boiled Eggsmug. by Memento V2 November 17, 2019
Get the Boiled sconesmug.