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People don't rob somebody with automatic weapons for 100 dollars and under. There are bank robbers that go out of their way to keep people alive for millions of dollars. If someone is risking their life, freedom, and someone else's life for 100 dollars, the cash the clerk had on hand was never the prize. The payoff was either going to come later if the assassins didn't get caught, or they were taking a fall for somebody else by getting caught.
The assassination was made to look like a robbery, as many are. Robberies and accidents tend to be two things an assassin falls in love with as a go to explanation for why an unsuspecting target ended up dead.
by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021
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Glass Assassin

(n.) One who is known for breaking bongs, an insult
Matt: Hey Tim you wanna hit this?
Andrew: You might not wanna let him do that man, hes a glass assassin. He cracked my favorite bong last month
Matt: ooh... nevermind
by Earth Toots July 13, 2011
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Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them decreased.
Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...
by Heybabe380 September 3, 2023
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ASSASSINS ‘R’ US

In a secret town in the back alley of a McDonald’s in North Korea (run by Kim jong un with Donald Trump as the sales assistant), it’s a store where you can hire an assassin for one day and get them to kill as many people as you want in only one day.
O. Boy I sure do love my assassin batman I bought at ASSASSINS ‘R’ US.. it was so useful... boy i should go there again shame I’m an American citizen
by Pezunts March 12, 2018
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Assassin’s Creamed

When you partner is challenged to make you cum before the time cap of the time trial mission of Assassin’s Creed...
Oh boy, we had an excelent Assassin’s creamed this morning !
by Kevlanji May 30, 2019
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Detroit MOB Assassin Pirus (Defunct)

A defunct Compton-linked Piru set that operated on Detroit’s Westside, mainly around W. Seven Mile & Fenton and the Beyond the Gates Apartments. Once allied with BPSN and rivals of Brightmoor GDs, their territory was taken over by 5Point Nation Crips (SCRG/BJSG) between 2022–2024.
The Detroit MOB Assassin Pirus (Defunct) used to run the Beyond the Gates Apartments, but by 2024, 5PN had fully replaced their tags and control.”—Five Points local
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025
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Assassin swag

Never misses and is smart I’ll help you on a test.
by Smart boy112 March 23, 2021
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