Viking Whorehorn

When a person uses a paper towel tube as a Viking horn and uses a deep voice replicating a war horn to vibrate a woman's nether region.

My gf was confused when I gave her a Viking whorehorn

by Sir Chertato January 25, 2022

viking bod

Noun: A dad bod on a badass

- "Who's that pimp in the fur coat with the dad bod?"
- "That's not a dad bod.. that's a viking bod. He only eats eggs on his pizza in case he needs to kick some butt"

by spookfish May 12, 2021

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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025

Viking Sexual

A metro sexual man having a Scandinavian heritage. He has all of the character traits of a metro sexual yet claims to be a manly man and a viking.

He is so viking sexual he wears blue suede shoes

by FUPM May 3, 2018

minnesota vikings

losers

he’s probably the minnesota vikings

by mixeoxlong January 15, 2023

Viking clap

The Viking clap is an extra bad case of the claps.

Not to be confused with the Viking thunder clap used by football fans.

Ah man i tell you, i got a really bad case of the viking claps from this hooker.

by Speakingfromexperience. April 2, 2021

Viking

When one person before sex wears a Viking helmet and covers the horns of it in fish slim for him/her to ram and gore the horns into his/her asshole.

I saw a picture of Vikings at a museum today so what happened was I decided to

by Heckle May 29, 2022