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Sneaky Pierre Mung Share Surprise

Following a Munging session and prior to brushing your teeth you french kiss someone without telling them what you have been doing.
I was on my way home when I ran into Diane so I couldn't resist giving her a Sneaky Pierre Mung Share Surprise.
by Johnny DeWadd Watkins July 29, 2006
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Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet

A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.
"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."

"Holy crap! What did he do?"

"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."

"Oh damn."
by LoverOfThePoonani March 13, 2008
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Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet

A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.
"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."

"Holy crap! What did he do?"

"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."

"Oh damn."
by LoverOfThePoonani March 14, 2008
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mungus bung bungus mung mungus gungus gungus

"mungus bung bungus mung mungus gungus gungus" - Normal man
"shut the fuck up" - probably you
by the daily testicle September 15, 2021
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candle munging

Basically all candle munging is you take you and group of friends to a graveyard dig up a deadbody(usually female) BUT! here's the twist while you and your buddies are fucking the deadbody you're also going to start performing the candeling process(sticking a candle up a vagina) so once you and your friends are done nutting in the rotting vagina you put the candle up the vagina and it melts the inside, and your friend is going to be eating all of the cum maggots and candle wax out of the vagina.
Hey bro, wanna go candle munging I found a really nice graveyard
by syncc March 25, 2024
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half a mung

The part of an erection that happens just before the full blown rock hard boner
"geez girl, lets get it on, i got half a mung hanging here"!
by Crak-a-lakin July 26, 2014
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Ass Mung

a) noun - A fucking nonce who can't take a joke and gets triggered within the first second.
b) adjective - a word used for people who have a kink for taking other people's shit up the ass.
a) FUCK SAKE, WHY DOES THIS ASS MUNG HAVE TO FUCKING BE WITH US?!? TAKE A FUCKING JOKE YOU CUNT.
b) Madeline, what the fuck did I say? Don't be such a fucking ass mung; you already received chlamydia from Bill & we don't want you to get it again. You've had one too many STDs.
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