Hipster

A MASSIVE self righteous FAGGOT

Many young retarded people who have somehow un-installed there chromosomes and believe that Starbucks is hipster. No really they do. A company with $15 billion in profits per annum is hipster and not mainstream according to these moronic shitheads.

by A Decent Bloke April 24, 2015

hipster

A conformist to non-conformity.

If they use the word "mainstream" more than once in a conversation, you're dealing with a hipster.

by gypsypanther25 May 7, 2014

Hipster

A person who enjoys music.

Hey! Look at that hipster over yonder! He (She) is listening to music, therefore, he (she) must truly enjoy it, because it is also creatively expressed through his (her) fashion and sweet, sweet dance (or lack of) dance moves.

by GoatsyGoat May 17, 2015

Hipster

A hipster is a person who expresses unpopular opinions, stating that the popular opinions are too mainstream. Of course, when someone is a hipster, it can be never certain how sincere they are, since, as with all groups, there are posers. In the case of hipsters, a poser is a person who does not actually hold the opinions that they express, and only claim to hold such opinions to try and get attention with the hipsters. A hipster poser will often express opinions that are much more unpopular than an average hipster would. The hipster posers may also be called special snowflakes.

Person 1: Hey dude, don't be sad, about 15% of people who care the issue hold the same opinion as you.

Person 2: What? Why should that make me happy? Do you think I'm a hipster?

by Detsniy April 12, 2015

Hipsteritis

n. a disease where you stand away from every trend or person. Symptoms are calling everything mainstream, shopping at places people have never heard of, listening to bands people have never heard of, or getting things from Urban Outfitters(this rarely happens if you suffer from Hipsteritis)

You don't wanna go to Forever 21? How about Urban Outfitters? No? Well. It seems to me that you suffer from Hipsteritis

by flycasual November 30, 2011

Hipster

Not different enough to be interesting, but just different enough to be annoying.

My slightly too small font is so hipster.

by BlastFemur April 4, 2015

Hipster

A beard, a t-shirt and a shit hat

Look at that modern hipster's get up. A beard, a t-shirt and a shit hat!

by Ramid April 26, 2015