A hipster is an entitled individual that gets upset when something they like becomes popular without their permission.
Ex.: The movie became so successful, its director had risen out of obscurity much to the dismay of her hipster audience.
by Kredford45 January 27, 2015
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Hipster:I'm a hipster because I buy Vans.
INTJ: But apparently your unconventional thinking isn't so unconventional considering you haven't seen through this blatant scam.
INTJ: But apparently your unconventional thinking isn't so unconventional considering you haven't seen through this blatant scam.
by SocialNeko April 17, 2015
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by WR weener August 19, 2013
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Did you see those guys yesterday. They had flannels on and were using a type writer don't worry they're just hipsters.
by toxic123 January 26, 2014
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by אנטון May 15, 2015
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2. Someone who mistakenly considers himself or herself cooler (i.e. more "hip"), smarter, and more open-minded than others due to a misplaced sense of self-worth; also likes to refer to himself or herself as a "hipster"
2. Someone who mistakenly considers himself or herself cooler (i.e. more "hip"), smarter, and more open-minded than others due to a misplaced sense of self-worth; also likes to refer to himself or herself as a "hipster"
Examples
1. Jason's hipster girlfriend gave him oral sex, then found it ironic that his jizz tasted like the food he had for dinner.
2. While sniffing her anus to confirm that her shit did not indeed stink, Jason's hipster girlfriend managed to stick part of her face into her butt. The paramedics had to come dislodge her head from her ass.
3. Some hipster was preaching about the differences between Plato and Aristotle on the street-corner. He had never read the works of Plato, nor of Aristotle, but he was convinced of his authority on the matter because he had good grades in classes other than philosophy and he wore hipster glasses with a hipster hairstyle.
1. Jason's hipster girlfriend gave him oral sex, then found it ironic that his jizz tasted like the food he had for dinner.
2. While sniffing her anus to confirm that her shit did not indeed stink, Jason's hipster girlfriend managed to stick part of her face into her butt. The paramedics had to come dislodge her head from her ass.
3. Some hipster was preaching about the differences between Plato and Aristotle on the street-corner. He had never read the works of Plato, nor of Aristotle, but he was convinced of his authority on the matter because he had good grades in classes other than philosophy and he wore hipster glasses with a hipster hairstyle.
by Biggest Daddy January 2, 2014
Get the hipster mug.A false embracing of Nerd Culture portrayed by an uninteresting person brought on by a mock humility, though deep down embracing a sense of artistry and self importance. Aka, a douchebag.
by ChefJames April 18, 2014
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