Paper Towel

Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.

This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.

Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!

by TheGoyWonder January 1, 2016

paper pimp

Paper pimp (n). A high profile left or right wing columnist, who writes op ed pieces with a particular slant to persuade many of its readers to buy a newspaper, that otherwise would be used for the litterbox or the bird cage lining. A paper pimp knows his/her audience, so it will sell in certain markets. Paper Pimps are found syndicated in many of the large metropolitan "rags" throughout the country. This can also be used as a descriptive: "paper pimper, or pimping papers".

Cal Thomas' article didn't surprise me. I read the first paragraph and knew he was just a paper pimp.

by boggler September 23, 2005

paper kindle

a printed book

My ereader battery died so I had to read a paper kindle.

by ebibliotopia September 22, 2010

franken paper

copying and pasteing different sentences from different essay websites to create a untracable plagiarized essay.

this is to simple to understand no example is needed for franken paper

by Tylerwbubs August 3, 2007

down to the paper

phrase: First mentioned by Marion Abbott, the parisian designer, in a crack-house in Paris in the early 21st century, "I'm down to the paper," or, more colloquially "M' down to tha papes," is the call to arms for when a freshly rolled spliff is beckoned for.

"I'm down to the paper. You know what's up?"

by bedopourtous March 19, 2013

Ass Paper

Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.

Hey, we're out of Ass Paper again.

by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019

happy paper

Paper that makes one happy, meaning money. aka mullah, dinero, etc.

Man, i really need some happy paper right about now.

AGH! that man stole all of my happy paper!!!!

by Jesss June 22, 2005