Tapping Cotton

To begin to defecate while still fully clothed, but holding it in enough so that the shit is not ejected, thereby causing the end of the shit to tap your cotton underwear.

Similar to "Dot Cotton"

"Man I gotta find a bathroom fast. I'm already tapping cotton"

by SamLowry November 9, 2004

tappin' cakes

Having sexual intercourse with someone

Jack and Jill have been in the room for a while. They must be tappin' cakes.

by DLitigator February 1, 2006

squirrel tapped

The art of smacking someone in the testicles.

If you don't shut up, you're going to get squirrel tapped!

by silverton December 11, 2007

tappin

Term used defining the effects of recreational or excessive use of Aderrall.

I'm tappin' so hard right now

by everydaypeople October 4, 2010

Foot tapper

To describe closeted Republican homosexuals who like to cruise public toilets, i.e., airports, parks, malls, etc... for fwangs. In dire need to suck a fwang in public cruising places.

Person 1: Hey girl! Did you hear about that foot tapper senator? I heard he was caught doing it in the can!

Person 2: I heard he denied the allegations. That damn bigot!

Person 1: Yeah, I know girl!

by Imar Sumlyn September 8, 2007

Double tapped

1- To re-"tap" what has already been tapped

2- To have or insinuate having sex with a second time.

1) Kasey: Dude I'd tap that.

Bud: Bro I've already double tapped it.

2) Damn I'd make sure to have her doubled tapped before the night is over.

by Th3 ReaL Papa MurpHY March 4, 2010

Ball Tapper

When taking a shit the log is so long that it taps your balls while it falls into the bowl.

Man I just took a dump and that shit was a ball tapper!

by Infidelc April 14, 2010