by seegmaboi69 February 2, 2025

"Yeah we were both horny, but I had finished a 10k earlier and needed some recovery work so we decided to kill 2 birds with one stone and did a Thai Backshot"
"You know they're wealthy if they do Thai backshots"
"Wait, are these the Normatec compression pants you use when you do Thai backshots?"
"You know they're wealthy if they do Thai backshots"
"Wait, are these the Normatec compression pants you use when you do Thai backshots?"
by Tanner Edges August 14, 2025

The greatest restaurant you'll ever set foot into. The taste of fine Thai cuisine is just savory and exotic, the scenery is immaculate. You won't know what getting hit by a bus feels like until you put a spoon of hot tom-yum soup into your mouth as it burns your tongue!!! They have the sexiest pad-thai that make you do the conga right out the door (I would know ;) They sell the dandiest boba, I'm a sucker for the brown sugar milk tea! I hope this YELP review convinces you to visit our humble lil place <33
by kittypan November 1, 2020

by Dream shredder January 21, 2018

When you go to Thailand and you think you've met a beautiful woman but when you get to the hotel and get hot and heavy they pull out the ol' eggroll on you.
"Shhh, don't tell Josh I said anything but when we went to a Thai strip club where he thought he met the love of his life until she kicked up her leg and he saw that Thai Eggroll swing in his face."
by Graphitestreak December 29, 2023

A Thai Lee is nomally a middle aged English man who travels to Thailand for the sole purpose of having sex with young lady boys. He will nomally travel alone and try to hide the reason for his visit.
by bigbummer1 January 7, 2024

Thai or ALvin
THAI and his two DING DONG'S, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum ( ALI ๐ผ and MILES MULTANI) tried to seduce a individual at the HOLIDAY INN in Waterloo. They even went as far as bringing props along with hired actors LOL. The one big give away was the Waterbottle/ Flask that ALI ๐ผ and the one ( hooker/ actor) used to luer the individual into the washroom in the hotel. ALI ๐ผ and the hooker went in the washroom and started making noises with the use of the flask like a gagging or pukeing sound but the individual didn't proceed and just entertained it like the induvidual didn't know what was going on but in reality knew the whole thing was a set up. MILES MULTANI had a great time slapping ( actor # 2 - Mandy's A$$ and making comments on her MUFFF, didn't look like she shaved for months but MILES MULTANI didn't mind as he wore her Jean Jacket and was modeling for her with his shirt off and in his gitch. MILES MULTANI looks big on the screen because the whole thing is on video ๐น ๐ณ. Television does put on pounds LOL
MILES MULTANI, you have a family in Woodstock and kids so what are you doing running around town
slapping asses with ALI ๐ผ ?
MILES MULTANI, the ๐น Video of you and the two hookers along with your boyfriend ALI ๐ผ is a classic. We added music to it and made multiple copies LOL ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐คฃ ๐๐ฝ it looks like a mini softcore PORN MOVIE from the 80's especially with Mandy's MUFF that you were drooling ๐คค ๐ over.
The cab ๐ was a dead giveaway LOL
THAI and his two DING DONG'S, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum ( ALI ๐ผ and MILES MULTANI) tried to seduce a individual at the HOLIDAY INN in Waterloo. They even went as far as bringing props along with hired actors LOL. The one big give away was the Waterbottle/ Flask that ALI ๐ผ and the one ( hooker/ actor) used to luer the individual into the washroom in the hotel. ALI ๐ผ and the hooker went in the washroom and started making noises with the use of the flask like a gagging or pukeing sound but the individual didn't proceed and just entertained it like the induvidual didn't know what was going on but in reality knew the whole thing was a set up. MILES MULTANI had a great time slapping ( actor # 2 - Mandy's A$$ and making comments on her MUFFF, didn't look like she shaved for months but MILES MULTANI didn't mind as he wore her Jean Jacket and was modeling for her with his shirt off and in his gitch. MILES MULTANI looks big on the screen because the whole thing is on video ๐น ๐ณ. Television does put on pounds LOL
MILES MULTANI, you have a family in Woodstock and kids so what are you doing running around town
slapping asses with ALI ๐ผ ?
MILES MULTANI, the ๐น Video of you and the two hookers along with your boyfriend ALI ๐ผ is a classic. We added music to it and made multiple copies LOL ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐คฃ ๐๐ฝ it looks like a mini softcore PORN MOVIE from the 80's especially with Mandy's MUFF that you were drooling ๐คค ๐ over.
The cab ๐ was a dead giveaway LOL
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
THAI : guys, WTF happened that night ?
MILES MULTANI: shut the FAK up and give me a Thai snowman .
ALI : Thai, heard you have a Thai Whistle
THAI : FUCK you ALI ๐ผ!! I'm going to make you drink my Thai Coma since you two DING DONG didn't do a good enough job and seduce the induvidual .
ALI ๐ผ: Fuck you Thai, you are a TRICK !!
Trick of the Thai
MILES MULTANI : Guys stop arguing!! THAI , I want Thai Foreplay right now!
THAI : MILES MULTANI you dumb FUCk! since you blew the cover with the Waterbottle/ Flask I'm going to take a SHIT in it then you will stick your dick in it as I compress the bottle to show you how to make the noise then I will watch you FUCK ALI ๐ผ up his ASS!
ALI ๐ผ : MILES, go easy if you can because I had Thai-arrhea this morning so my poop ๐ฉ chute is extremely sore and elongated.
MILES MULTANI: I will LOVE you forever ALI๐ผ, I'm soo glad we are neighbors in Woodstock and my wife doesn't mind one bit.
THAI: MILES, you have Thai Hang
MILES MULTANI: fuck you thai time
THAI : guys, WTF happened that night ?
MILES MULTANI: shut the FAK up and give me a Thai snowman .
ALI : Thai, heard you have a Thai Whistle
THAI : FUCK you ALI ๐ผ!! I'm going to make you drink my Thai Coma since you two DING DONG didn't do a good enough job and seduce the induvidual .
ALI ๐ผ: Fuck you Thai, you are a TRICK !!
Trick of the Thai
MILES MULTANI : Guys stop arguing!! THAI , I want Thai Foreplay right now!
THAI : MILES MULTANI you dumb FUCk! since you blew the cover with the Waterbottle/ Flask I'm going to take a SHIT in it then you will stick your dick in it as I compress the bottle to show you how to make the noise then I will watch you FUCK ALI ๐ผ up his ASS!
ALI ๐ผ : MILES, go easy if you can because I had Thai-arrhea this morning so my poop ๐ฉ chute is extremely sore and elongated.
MILES MULTANI: I will LOVE you forever ALI๐ผ, I'm soo glad we are neighbors in Woodstock and my wife doesn't mind one bit.
THAI: MILES, you have Thai Hang
MILES MULTANI: fuck you thai time
by THAI ๐ฉ February 18, 2025
