Testicle Diddler

One who inserts their testicles into a child's anus.

That man is a testicle diddler. Look out!

by JazzJ May 28, 2011

testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys

A Checklist before you leave home or before leave your lover's lyre

he said, "testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys", oh my glasses, what did i do with my glasses ? ? ?"

by Herman45 December 25, 2010

Testicle Rape

When a guy stands over top a girl (who is laying down on their back) and the guy dangles his testicles in her face and the repeatedly punches himself in the balls.

Dude 1: Dude i totally testicle raped someone!

Dude 2: wtf? why would you do that?!

Dude 1: I dont know, but now i need some ice.

by Huester666 May 29, 2011

testicleshittingrectalwart

A genetal wart on the rectum that has a high tendancy to shit out testicles. Mosty commonly used as a derrogitive term towards friends.

Mike: Jim you are a testicleshittingrectalwart.
Jim: Yeah, well....you suck.

by derrrr June 17, 2004

Testicle

A humorous question in an exam.

The Testicle was so easy.

by ohPinky May 27, 2009

testicles

a chewy toy the girls like to chew after dinner

my balls are so chewy

by Lord Fuck U August 23, 2003

tentaclesexual

To be attracted to tentacles. This is not to be confused with being attracted to octopi, or squids of any kind, as the person who is tentaclesexual is only attracted to tentacles.

"You like that octopus? Aren't you tentaclesexual?"
"No, dude, I only like tentacles."

by ovenroastedjews April 7, 2017