tanner garrison

A guy who often takes the normal level of edginess, and purposely pushes it back to an even further level in order to be funny. He often tries to make his appearance very intimidating and aggressive, but everyone knows that they are still better than him, which leads to him get roasted often and being the butt of a lot of jokes. Also, he tries to pull a lot of girls, using his dick as a method to try and finesse, except this always leads to rejection, and him moving on to the next girl, continuing the cycle.

Friend: Bro, Halloween was lit last night!
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed

by cwazy doode April 24, 2018

Tanner

A simp, aka weak white boy

damn, Tanner didnt short tesla at the top, what a simp.

by The Real mother f'in G November 23, 2021

Tanner

Someone gay

Hey is he a Tanner

by Cocksucking101 April 30, 2021

Tanner

A tanner is an absolutley amazing guy, hes sweet charming and always there for you. He may be a little akward sometimes but he always makes you smile. Apparently he has great abs and if you know a tanner ask to see them :)))
Tanner is the best guy you will every meet he has beautiful eyes and definetly makes me swoon! If he asks you out you should say yes and keep him forever!

P.S if you ever feel the need to kiss him 8:11 is the time to do it!! ;))

tanner is amazing! i wish he would like me :((

by crash=jj October 21, 2020

Tanner Martin

The kind of guy that'll sugondeez nuts. He will start every conversation with "Bois!" and will do a weird snapping thing.

Whoa that's a Tanner Martin kind of person right there.

by Hellias January 6, 2022

Tanner

A a very goofy bald man who is depressed.

Hi I’m Tanner and I am bald

by The goofball December 21, 2022

tanner high school

a school in tanner alabama that sucks ass

tanner high school sucks ass

by besa mi cola September 12, 2021