He's such a Thomas
by asdfghjkl;9 May 13, 2018
Get the Thomasmug. An insane human being who deserves nothing and no one in his life.He has very little to no friends at all. Everyone ignores/hates him because his anoyying ass never listens to people. He never follows instructions and always thinks of himself as a better person than everyone else.
by YellowMagic1234 October 1, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. Thomas is a little bitch who literally looks like a strawberry shortcake after being mauled by a bear and literally is named after a train but I guess he’s a lot of toddlers idols but also he has the body of a pencil sharpener or an uncooked spaghetti noodle anyway we have a love hate relationship
Mimi: I love Thomas 🥰🥰🥰🥰
me: oy vey STILL I thougjt you’d be over it by now.
Thomas: hey Mimi 🤪🥰
violet: get away from me u nasty little shortcake go die
Thomas: I like ROOT BEER
Mimi: same bish lez go to da movies
Me: what ab me?!!!
Mimi: third wheel plz I need u
violet: Mimi her away from that old hag he’s literally a pencil sharpener
me: oy vey STILL I thougjt you’d be over it by now.
Thomas: hey Mimi 🤪🥰
violet: get away from me u nasty little shortcake go die
Thomas: I like ROOT BEER
Mimi: same bish lez go to da movies
Me: what ab me?!!!
Mimi: third wheel plz I need u
violet: Mimi her away from that old hag he’s literally a pencil sharpener
by kindacoolcat April 10, 2020
Get the thomasmug. Thomas is a mysterious person. You can find him doing anything. Thomas is very hard in bed and can enchant any girl with his looks. Thomas is a great boyfriend. Thomas is also a very funny person and makes memes that make so many people laugh. Thomas can also be smart at some points. But there is one thing about Thomas, he has so weird friends.
Thomas is very hot!
by Dr. Slime June 2, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. Thomas is a really nice and is hung like a horse and faster than a rabbit during sex so if your looking for a great time crack a bottle of Jack Daniels with Thomas
Girl one: Hey have you had sex with Thomas
Girl two:no
Girl one:he is hung like a horse and he is so fast to. He can put away a hole bottle of Daniels by himself
Girl two:no
Girl one:he is hung like a horse and he is so fast to. He can put away a hole bottle of Daniels by himself
by Hananal September 22, 2017
Get the Thomasmug. A very strange man with a melon shaped head, Loves picking up lasses and mince pies. Although he picks up ladies like an ant, he has very protective parents that don't let him do anything dangerous. However he is a total bad boy and uses his massive biceps to pick up all da ladies
Mum: Where's Thomas
Also Mum: Its time for Church
Thomas: Yo what happening my g being picking up lasses
Also Mum: Its time for Church
Thomas: Yo what happening my g being picking up lasses
by YTAce December 20, 2019
Get the Thomasmug.