thomas

Thomas is a little bitch who literally looks like a strawberry shortcake after being mauled by a bear and literally is named after a train but I guess he’s a lot of toddlers idols but also he has the body of a pencil sharpener or an uncooked spaghetti noodle anyway we have a love hate relationship

Mimi: I love Thomas 🥰🥰🥰🥰
me: oy vey STILL I thougjt you’d be over it by now.

Thomas: hey Mimi 🤪🥰
violet: get away from me u nasty little shortcake go die

Thomas: I like ROOT BEER
Mimi: same bish lez go to da movies
Me: what ab me?!!!

Mimi: third wheel plz I need u
violet: Mimi her away from that old hag he’s literally a pencil sharpener

by kindacoolcat April 10, 2020

Thomas

The biggest dick ever. The most amazing person on the world and the sexiest.

Thomas has an amazing cock

by Nimabima June 3, 2019

Thomas

A Thomas is an interesting creature. If you find one, it is highly advisable that you stay away because he is going through a worse identity crisis than anyone you have ever met. He is going through the dilemma of choosing between "Thomas," "Tommy," or "Tom" because he is too uncreative to come up with a name that deviates further than "Tim." He is forced in to the dilemma of choosing whether he wants the be a train, a kid, or a german porn star and he would be better off if someone just told him to use his online username. All in all, a Thomas is someone who can't make up their identity and should not be asked for advice on any major dilemma.

Guy1: "You see that Thomas over there?"
Guy2: "Yeah? He seems pretty deep in thought."
Guy1: "He's just in one hell of an identity crisis. I hope he decides on the name 'Tom;' I can see him making it big in the german porn market."

by Emma the Eurobeat Enthusiast January 27, 2019

Thomas

Honestly a really rad dude that needs to love himself the way I love him. The way everyone loves him for that matter- yeah, he fucks up a lot and has made a lot of regrettable choices. He says things on accident and is a complete jerk at times too. But he's sweet whether he believes it or not. And hilarious, adorable, and all the other lovey dovey adjectives. He's not mine though. But I'm happy knowing someone out there will be able to get all the love he has to give. He's human. And the reason I'm still here. A great catch. I'm lucky I had him even if it was just for a little while. I do love him. Platonically, I think. I dunno. I can keep this definiton confession here because no one will find it hAHHAH.

He also has a 10 foot dic-

"Boy that furry Thomas is at it again."

by Pippitypopop June 14, 2018

Thomas

A very strange man with a melon shaped head, Loves picking up lasses and mince pies. Although he picks up ladies like an ant, he has very protective parents that don't let him do anything dangerous. However he is a total bad boy and uses his massive biceps to pick up all da ladies

Mum: Where's Thomas
Also Mum: Its time for Church
Thomas: Yo what happening my g being picking up lasses

by YTAce December 20, 2019

Thomas

Thomas is an athletic freak and a fast runner. He's cute, handsome and a beast at video games.

Thomas, you are the best.

by NAshNishNooooooooosh August 12, 2019

thoma

thoma - thicc momma
can be used as a friendly name such as thiccy, shishtar, etc. or used to refer to a thick mother

bestfriend 1: i love you you’re my number one thoma

bestfriend 2: you’re MY thoma !

by thicc thoma June 15, 2018