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Selective Freakiness

A rare ability (very common in the female gender) of being able to control oneselfs sexual urges.
He controls his urges through Selective Freakiness
by roofyyy February 22, 2024
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Dessert Selectivity

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.
Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.
by JEB_EDC January 10, 2014
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Selective Empathy

That counts as a citation.
Hym "Ultra-Omega Psychology Genius! That entire segment about selective empathy is downstream from my thing! How am I THIS GOOD at everything!? I have to have like 1 million citations at this point. Wait, is it 937 kills or is it 937 PhDs? Assists? No, that would suck. 937 isn't a lot of assists...So, it's gotta be PhDs. 937 PhDs! The single greatest psychologizer in the history of humanity!"
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
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Selective Ass Beating

When someone is being jumped (using someone stronger than the each group member individually) the person would choose one person through hating them the most or just at chance and give selectively kick his ass.
"Jason was jumped by 4 people but gave Micheal a selective ass beating"
by Dewayne?NoItsNot! December 3, 2023
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Selective hearing

This can be defined as when a person only responds to specific instructions, words or sentences.

This mostly applies to toddlers and young children. Some children would ignore a call from an adult but would immediately respond when the adult offered them a treat
E.g selective hearing :
The boy only responds to"come and eat".
by Reuby24 August 24, 2019
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Natural Selection Trump Version

Basically a believer in Donald Trump theory on COVID-19
Person 1: I believe Natural Selection Trump Version!

Person 2: Same here dude!
by Afterlife2021 August 2, 2021
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Selectively Savage

Someone who is merciless towards select individuals. The S.S./Selective Savage can be chill or even good to others.
I am selectively savage - I trash tekashi all the goddamn time, for example, but I love my family, friends, and animals.
by VmXtra February 23, 2024
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