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Smoke the feds

Smoke the Feds
To engage in a high-speed police chase, out-driving and evading the authorities to get away, either solo or with friends, often while smoking a spliff and blasting loud music. The driver might be in a high-performance car, like a Golf R, or a old banger, sometimes stolen or uninsured, unroadworthy, and possibly driven without a license. They could also be riding dirty or involved in criminal activity, like a robbery.

The driver might be intoxicated, over the legal limit for alcohol or drugs. During the chase, they might wipe fingerprints, use hazard lights to signal to the police to move aside, lock the doors, and speed off. They might also film the chase to post on social media or share with friends, turning it into a viral video.

If caught, the driver risks prison time, losing their license, a long driving ban, or even causing a fatal accident.
Frank: “Lee, did you see that viral YouTube video of those Scouser lads in the Golf R? Getting chased and getting away from the feds?—they proper

Smoke the feds.
Lee: “Yeah, mate! They were smoking a spliff, having a laugh, blasting tunes on the motorway, weaving between cars… must’ve been doing a hundred mile an hour or more! LOL. Mad lads, innit?”

Frank: “It gave me an adrenaline rush just watching it! They proper Smoked the feds
by Jamie Cheese November 17, 2025
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Goon Fed

a man or woman that lives their lives drinking cask wine.
Bro you'r so goon fed
by bugeymcbongsnstuf March 23, 2017
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Fed-Jacket

A slang word typically used by those on the Right side of Politics meaning to accuse someone of being a Federal Agent online who is likely not a Fed.
"Wow look another loser is Fed-Jacket(ing) Me!"
by DooM-Dude September 19, 2025
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Fed

Slang term typically for FBI agents or police officers. If you see a fed in the dark, they will glow a dim green.
The feds took down my Nigerian scamming site! What happened to the free internet?
by somerandompiggo2 April 7, 2024
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Fedding

If you don’t give me my money i’m fedding
by rapper nott rapper November 18, 2022
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fed child

A person who is or can be a nuisance to people around them. They are spoilt people, mainly children, who can't do anything for themselves. These type of people can be very annoying. You can find them in groups or packs of each other but they are rarely alone. It's best to stay clear of them because they can corrupt your mind and teach you to do wrong things.
Don't be a fed child
Or
You're a fed child
by NotAFedChild May 25, 2022
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fed

a fed is an FBI agent whos goal is to seperate us by making us hate each other so we could never go against the government and overthrow the corrupt people who control us
fed: hey bro, black and gay people suck lol
someone: wow bro , i hate black and gay people now !! thx for making me hate black and gay people for no reason!
by ihatefeds12 October 27, 2022
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