Monday creep

The phenomena of the unpleasant characteristics generally associated with Mondays encroaching on other days of the week. Tuesday is in particular danger of this.

I spilled my coffee, the computer won't work, and my project is late. Plus, I'm so tired I can barely stand up. Today totally feels like a Monday.

It's Tuesday, man. Must be a case of the Monday creep.

by Lannuier February 3, 2010

Creep-Stach

A small mustache that creeps wear. Give it a try sometime. Takes a week to grow, then go to the bar, watch the girls file out.

I still got laid despite the creep-stach.

by The Reverand Billy Bob Tompson February 6, 2010

Library Creep

Stalker weirdo in library who is there for exposure to the opposite sex rather than to study, do research, etc.

Steve kept trying to make small talk at the library. He barely even looked at his book. He's such a library creep.

by Boris Yeltsin II April 11, 2010

Cock Creep

When someone attempts to see, touch or fondle a man's genitalia, quickly, without being noticed. Common during a make-out session or in the event of sheer curiosity.

I was using the restroom at my friend's house when her and her girlfriend entered and cock creeped while I urinated in the toilet.

by Freaky-P January 24, 2010

creep snack

-noun

1. to a bro, a small portion of food eaten between meals.

1. Dude 1: "Hey, whatcha munchin' on, dude?"

Dude 2: "Just a little creep snack, bro."

by ballershotz October 9, 2010

Subconscious Creeping

When someone creeps and they don't even know it

Stacy was subconscious creeping on her whole friends list, and didn't notice it until half an hour later.

by ohmygahd May 24, 2011

creep knock

when someone is or is being shady or shiesty

"dude, you talk to adam?"
"Naw why?"
"dawg he's been creep knockin lately."

by harold ramajaja' August 1, 2008