t storm

multiple t-baggers targeting one sad, poor indivdual.

It's going to take 8 yards of floss to get all the hair out of his teeth from that horrible t storm

by Dr. Balkebartacomoosee August 24, 2008

meat storm

1. When a tennage girl between the ages of 16 and 19 head to the shore towns solely to hit up every night club in search of getting laid by a man using his "meat"
2. When a mass of 20 or more men enter a strip club, night club, or any other building or event at one time.
3. Category1 meat storm-20-25 men
category2-25-30 men
category3-30-35 men
category4-35-40 men
category 5-45+ men

1. Cindy decided to take off from school friday to head down the shore to enjoy the category 3 meat storm.
2. The category 5 meat storm was too much for the strip club to hold therefore, the strippers had to evacuate.

by mattnoat October 11, 2009

Storm Trooper

1. The Nazi S.A. who were the main fighting force of the Germans in World War II

My Grandpa was a storm trooper!

by l33t December 1, 2004

the perfect storm

The Perfect Storm is created whenever many activities that individually would cause one to shit are combined into one ridiculous brew. A Perfect Storm could be created after a heavy night of drinking when someone decides they want to eat taco bell, smoke lots of cigarettes, drink a venti coffee, and then go on a long walk. The Perfect Storm is normally an emergency situation.

Guy 1: 'What the hell bro!'
Guy 2: 'What?'
Guy 1: 'i just realized that I have the Perfect Storm brewin"
Guy 2: 'bummmer man. your goose is cooked. this long walk has led us an hour away from a decent toilet.'

by [e-mail] April 7, 2011

Electrical Storm

Basically your normal thunderstorm but on crack. These are the kind of thunderstorms that create A LOT of lightning due to more negitive, and positive charges in the air. The thunder in these storms are also very loud, so loud it will scare the shit out of you every time it thunders. If a Lightning bolt were to hit your house, anything not plugged into a surge protector would be fucked.

*Idiot dude standing outside while there is a gigantic storm over his head*
Me: * You idiot! Thats an Electrical Storm. Get your ass inside now!*
Idiot Dude *whuua-* Lightning comes down and kills his ass.
Me *Welp, I tried.*

by rap music is shit April 28, 2020

Storm Johnson

An affliction that causes a man's penis to slowly writhe about in his pants throughout the day.

"You okay, Mario? You haven't stopped fidgeting in 20 minutes."
"Dude I have a nonstop Storm Johnson going right now."

by PapaCommish October 11, 2014

Bored storm

means boring moment

Dat was a bored storm ova da weekend

by Allahatopia November 22, 2018