the stab

Sexual intercourse.

That Mila Kunis is damn hot.

Yeah, I'd fuckin' love to give her the stab.

by Shuaman December 15, 2016

stabbing my lasagna

When someone truly hurts you by insulting any aspect of a movie or book that you love.

Andrew: "Tom Bombadil should have been cut."

"Stop stabbing my lasagna, Andrew!!"

by surfknasen May 9, 2018

stabbing shoes

Shoes worn out by couples that are swingers typically when they are searching for other couples in the community

“No worries, I’ll be wearing my stabbing shoes”

by Handsome Roberto July 10, 2024

jobby stabbing

Anal bum sex performed by a man with a beard to a prostitute

Shit. That guy with the beard proppa jobby stabbed that brass. He was jobby stabbing the cunt out of her.

by Pikeyd January 6, 2018

national stab your cousin day

27th July.
just fucking do it

hey it’s national stab your cousin day what do we do.
Just stab you least favourite cousin.

by fuckyouyabitch July 25, 2021

Stabs

Really cool amazing person, you should love them.

Hey do you know Stabs?

Yes ofc, they are my best friend.

by Anonymous132595 September 7, 2021

Mass Stabbing

Since the news freaks won't do it... I WILL!

Hym "There was a mass stabbing recently. 10 people injured. I haven't really been following it since it happened... Buuuut... NEITHER HAVE THE INTERNET NEWS FREAKS! That's weird isn't it? A little strange, you think? Why aren't the news freaks covering it? Well, they don't want to ban knifes, do they? They can't uses the story as evidence for the validity or necessity of their brand politics! So why would they report on it? I don't know what the final death toll is but you don't need me for that. You can just google it. But it's important to remember (when committing a mass stabbing) to use a serrated knife. As it makes the lacerations harder to stitch back together. Using the proper tool is important to maximizing your kill potential."

by Hym Iam November 25, 2024