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spinster

A female who values her female relationships as much as her male ones, doesn't alter who she is, what she believes in, or what she wants to make a boy's life easier, and not worrying that boys will find her unattractive if she speaks what's is on her mind

A spinster can have sexual relationships as long as they still follow the spinster rules
Boy: "I don't like the way you dress, you would look so much better if you wore dresses like other girls"
Girl: "Well, I like my jeans and I'm not changing myself to impress you"
Boy: "Stop it and just agree with me like other girls do!"
Girl: "Well that's my opinion and I'm not changing it just because you don't agree. It's called being a spinster"
by Feminist#1 March 4, 2017
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State sponsored welfare

1. Really useless public servants that have a job in state government and add no intrinsic value even when executing their duties of office/position, and are likely to contribute to costs due to their incompetence.

They would be less burden to the community if they were on federal unemployment benefits, but instead park their lazy butts in a position in state government way above their retarded abilities. Effectively this is what is called State sponsored welfare.

Particularly endemic within NSW Government, Australia. Think of most high ranking politicians and the ex-premier of NSW (Bob Carr). The cross-city tunnel project, de-salination plant debarkle, introduction of the pokie tax hikes, vendor tax, land tax, sydney bed tax, "code red" conditions in hospitals and numerous other rash ill-informed decisions that have cost NSW hundreds of millions of dollars for very little return.
1. Bob Carr, our premier, is on state sponsored welfare whilst he remains in office.
by Giulio Campobassi April 24, 2006
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scons

SCons is a computer software construction tool that automatically analyzes source code file dependencies and operating system adaptation requirements from a software project description and generates final binary executables for installation on the target operating system platform. Its function is analogous to the traditional GNU build system based on the make utility and the autoconf tools.

SCons uses the Python general purpose programming language as a foundation, so that all software project configurations and build process implementations are Python scripts.
by moxie-_^ March 11, 2013
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SONs

Stretched Out Nipples. Nipples that are extremely large and look like they've been pulled and stretched over the pecs/boobs.
That guy/girl I went home with had the nastiest SONs, so I left.
by camjam21 February 15, 2009
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spinster

A hipster (35+) who takes a modern, but yet old expensive piece of clothing and pairs it with mostly inexpensive items purchased from Nordstrom's Rack or Marshall's. Basically, they put their own SPIN on their old expensive clothing and thus making it AWESOME = SPINSTER!
A new trendy hoodie with an old expensive leather skirt and v-Itaglia boots or paul green shoes (and sometimes awesome knee socks), hence, you are a SPINster!
by tarster October 3, 2010
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spon

your a spon
by BigDJShag69 February 13, 2018
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Spensas

Yo spensas for how I acted last night but you were acting like a dumb bitch person SPENSAS NUH!! (NEW MEXICO TALK/SLANG)
by Mandamarie7 July 24, 2022
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