Spider-Man: no way home

The reason junior grimes has a chance to become the MCU’s WOLVERINE

But if not, then hey, atleast it’s better than far from and homecoming, right ?

junior grimes WILL BE THE NEW WOLVERINE FOR MCU once Spider-Man: no way home gets a new post credits scene…idk probably in a deleted scene

Junior Grimes Wolverine: hey bub *smokes a cigar*

Spider-Man: no way home is the best Spider-Man movie” -junior Grimes

by Wtf even is a username??! December 27, 2021

Dirty Spider-Man

To masturbate while wearing a pair of worn unwashed panties over your head, with the gusset over the nose - so you can inhale all the heavenly glory.

Correct positioning of the leg holes either side of the eyes enables visual stimulation to be used as desired.

If the panties are heavily soiled with anus debris the act becomes known as a ‘Smelly Venom’.

Uncle Albert was in trouble with Rodney when he accidentally washed a pair of Cassandras knickers Rodney had been saving to have a ‘Dirty Spider-Man’ with.

by Marty the Hat May 7, 2020

Sideman Syndrome

This is the case of being a sideman to everyone, even if you are in a new friend's group you are still a sideman. To identify someone infected with sideman syndrome you must spot the sideman in a group if friend's which are sidemen.

"Oi Mike has sideman syndrome"
"yeah i know that twat is still a sideman even with other sidemen"

by "Mike has sideman syndrome" March 31, 2015

Spider-Man PS4

The greatest game of all time. No other game could come close to mastering the beauty of the game. 10/10.

Man 1: "I wish I could fuck this CD of Spider-Man PS4 right about now."
Man 2: "Woah, that copy of Spider-Man PS4 does not deserve you, dude."

by ohfrickicantbelieveyouvedoneth September 30, 2018

The Spectacular Spider-Man

One of the best pieces of Marvel media. Period.

Bro do you remember when The Spectacular Spider-man used to air back in 2008?

Yeah man, good times.

by stuffthatonlyyouwouldsearch April 4, 2021

the spider man

The act of a man ejaculating in his hand and flicking it in his woman's face like a spider web.

JD gave sally the spider man on her face in a fantastic fit of passion.

by Bukkake the porno clown November 9, 2006

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

a literal masterpiece, literally no one expected it to be this good

have you watched spider-man: into the spider-verse yet?

by YouGotCoconutMalled January 25, 2022