Free slushie and pretzel

Usually when people want free stuff they ask for slushie and pretzel only from 7-Eleven, because 7-Eleven is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here you go lil Timmy, here is your free slushie and pretzel.

by Free slushie and pretzel January 31, 2018

cream slush

When a guy gets some ice from Mickey D’s, grinds it with his teeth, then goes down on a lady until she orgasms into his ice-filled mouth in which the male spits out the ice/cum mixture into her belly button, takes a straw and blows bubbles into it. From here he can either Spring Break ‘04 or Summer Popsicle

Shit it was so hot out yesterday, I wish Jazmine would have let me have a cream slush

by C nastii May 11, 2018

Cursed Slush Puppie

The act of fighting off 15 or more cops butt ass naked while masterbating.

Broooo cooter just totally cursed slush puppies those cops.

by Taint C. September 25, 2018

Anal Slushie

When you take a nasty ass watery shit in your underwear and it's still sitting in your anus

Aw Man! i just had the worst anal slushie ever! this is what I get for eatin at the zoo.

by broken dick May 5, 2019

Michael Slushie

the ultimate slushie and monster mango loco combo.

“Jaysus that Michael Slushie was amazing”

by MichaelSlushie May 19, 2019

Panty Slushy

When a horny chick hasn’t had sex in weeks and she’s so horny that her pussy won’t stop leaking, hence the panty slushy. Similar to the male equivalent of blue balls

God damn Cassidy hasn’t gotten laid in weeks, total panty slushy going on downstairs

by Pharr January 12, 2020

wanker slush

A wanker slush is a mixture of a woman’s discharge and a man’s semen commonly used to makeout with each other in a passionate way.

Me and Jessica just had a wanker slush, it was delicious!

by Wanker slushy December 26, 2020