skolland

people native to the land of skolls, affectionately called skollas.

ah!!!! im visiting skolland this summer 🤤

by ivanappreciator July 1, 2025

skolland

the land of skolls.
people native to the land of skolls are affectionately called skollas.
skollas are quite literally reliable people.

ah!!! im visiting skolland this summer 🤤

by ivanappreciator July 1, 2025

shoelace

noun
what you say before throwing a stuffed animal at someone

"Shoelace", I said as I threw the teddy bear at my friend

by certainsomeone21 December 23, 2025

Sword Swollar'

(n): A creepy male who is between the ages’s of 14 and 38 years of age that does medieval reenactments. These subjects are often confused about their sexuality as well as the actual time period they are living in. Commonly, these individuals are believed to be stuck in and around the time of King Arthur's Battles.

*Note* Fanny packs, Long, dark, oily pony tailed hair, capes worn on days other than October 31st and more than 5 caged pets at once are all commonalties of a sword swollar’.

Friend one: “Hey …here comes Marcus….he didn’t come to the party last night because he was at a damn reenactment…I bet he takes it in the ass!”

Friend Two: “Yeah….he is such a fucking Sword Swollar' ”

by Yayemo23 April 17, 2007

throwing shoelaces

To spew semen from your penis, can also be described as 'painting shoelaces'

'Bra, I painted a shoelace on that chicks face, y0!"
'I couldnt get no play from that chick, so I threw a few sholaces on my couch while watching some dirty monkey porn'
'Bros, I never met a chick that had me throwing shoelaces like I was on 3 Viagra's'

by Bukkake King January 28, 2010

liking shoelaces

You can like someone shoelaces, when they're stolen from the president.

Liking shoelaces

by CrazyObsessedChick September 18, 2018

jacqueline scollan

an amazing human being who is very pretty and funny

who’s that little cutie over there?
probably jacqueline scollan

by MoMoMoTo May 10, 2019