Sebastian 

lol he is gay

This guy is fucking dumb. He's probably a Sebastian.

Sebastian by bap25 September 9, 2021

Sebastian 

Cum brain pillow princess

Person 1: "What is sebastian?"
person 2: "oh he's a cum brain pillow princess."

Sebastian by aliyajhrom September 18, 2021

Sebastian 

A dude who just wanted to be happy without it being at the expense of others. Ended up alone. Has friends but his love life is, in there own words, “over”. In another life they’d probably become a wacky violent criminal. Also a doomer.

Person 1: Have you spoken to Sebastian recently?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: what did he say?
Person 2: yeah

Sebastian by downbadsolosimp September 22, 2021

Sebastian 

Sebastian is a gay homosexual guy with a 7 inch penis that goes by the name of yesbanana on Xbox and he is friends with slowin, Sebastian is usually a gamer

Teacher : who has an Xbox

Sebastian Does!

Sebastian by Slowin September 25, 2021

sebastian 

a god

Sebastian is the new god

sebastian by superdomb!!! October 5, 2021

Sebastian 

Mad Gay Broh

Yo that man is a Sebastian 🤦🏽 ♂️

Sebastian by NotSebastianthatguymadgaybroh October 6, 2021

Sebastian 

my one true love, he is my one big boo and he will never be alone as long as anthony mackie is around

anthony mackie: where's sebastian?
interviewer: he died
anthony mackie: .....oh...... can i have his couch? It's a nice couch.

Sebastian by imsebastianstansboo October 12, 2021