White Striped

Turned into an unredeemable (insusceptible of reform) follower and devotee of "The White Stripes" band and John Anthony Gillis a.k.a Jack, and Meg White.
To listen to White Stripes´ music and think that you wasted the latest years contented with any other music or band.
To think that the French should celebrate on July 14th the first presentation of The White Stripes (Detroit, 1997) instead of the French Revolution (July 14th 1789)

A: "Today, July 14th, the French are celebrating the first presentation of the White Stripes."
B: "How do you know."
A: "A French friend sent an email telling me that today, July 14th, is a national holiday in France... those frenchies are soooooo cool."
B: "Fuck man, you are so White Striped!!!

by rperazag July 17, 2010

green stripe

while eating edamame, a chick leaves a green ring around your dick while sucking your knob.

I got a green stripe behind the sushi bar at lunch today.

by Tony Tiger October 7, 2006

Striper

A large assed woman who doesn’t wipe well and leaves a stinky strip on her partner after doggy style sex. ( Thanks to The Diceman for the idea)

I bent that big chick over and banger her from the rear. Damn striper left a brown streak on my brand new dress shirt.

I woke up with a first class hangover and a brown, stinky stripe running up my stomach. Should have made that big booties bitch shower before I fucked her.

by LovesAMD March 11, 2018

Striper

Leaving a brown turd stain on the back of a toilet seat. A careless mistake caused by a fear of skin to seat contact.

"Yesterday I had to run to the bathroom in Denny's. There was only one stall but someone left a striper on the seat. So I shit in the urinal."

by Ryan R. Adams November 8, 2006

bacon strips

In certain circumstances the labia minora will be stretched and hangy, sometimes due to very frequent vaginal sex, big fatty dicks, or simply just a gift from above. They can greatly resemble two droopy bacons.

#1 ay mami, i leek her bacon strips en dey teis laik swet en seefoo.

#2 holy shit dude, you'de never believe what happened last night! my girlfriend and i were trying to spice things up in the bedroom so we got her grandmother's sewing kit and sewed up her bacon strips, making for a nice squirt fest.

by Mark Anthony Hinton April 19, 2006

Stripey shirted douches' girlfriend

A girl who follows her stripey shirted douche boyfriend around like a puppy, trying to conform to the "norm." Usually she is conformity-retarded, with overdone hair, and overdone makeup. She has dyed hair, more often than not, it is done up. She spends a lot of money on her wardrobe in order to "fit in." Her friends look just like her. She is not "last season." Her looks and attitude are irritating to regular people. Most defintely would carry a purse. Owns and carries at least four kinds of chapstick.

Wow look at that girl, she looks just like her friends. Her hair is up, her makeup perfect, her clothes are in-season, she is a total stripey shirted douches' girlfriend.

Don't be a stripey shirted douches' girlfriend. You don't have to dress just like your stupid irritating friends.

Wow you have a lot of chapstick and lip gloss.. are you dating a stripey shirted douche?

by PuceEmu August 23, 2008

stripe show

Originally a golf term, a stripe show is in reference to a flush divot, or a great shot preformed on the golf course. However, a stripe show can be used to describe a "dinger" in either baseball or softball. One can obtain admission to the stripe show by ways of purchasing a ticket, however tickets are rare and are only obtainable if a player is employing "F-E-C-L-E" or is currently inhabiting " merktown".

Trav- Rips a 320 blast with his driver
" I might as well be selling tickets to the stripe show"

by willglg April 1, 2017