Smol Jacob is a small man or woman with a unibrow and a semi moustache.
Smol Jacob is someone who’s under 5ft and walks around with a bag bigger than themselves.
Smol Jacob is someone who’s under 5ft and walks around with a bag bigger than themselves.
Man one: ayo smol Jacob WHATS up diggity dog and how’s yo unibrow going?
Smol Jacob: Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ie’s’sy’es are you and what are you doing in my home?
Smol Jacob: Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ie’s’sy’es are you and what are you doing in my home?
by Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ie’ November 28, 2019
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Josh: Tyler, Congrats! I heard you got into the Doctorate's program in Simpology, Sunshine Community College!
Tyler: Thanks Josh!
Tyler: Thanks Josh!
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Person 1: Hey, what’s Obama’s last name?
Person 2: -_- How smooth brained can you get on Smol Brain Friday? Obama is the last name.
Person 2: -_- How smooth brained can you get on Smol Brain Friday? Obama is the last name.
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