Smasherbate

masturbating while driving and accidentally crashing into a car accident.

Bob's bank account is empty after is smasherbated into a mercedes benz.

by AsianLemonCrayons October 13, 2015

subway smashers

Those demure looking Japanese ladies wearing gloves and face masks in the Tokyo subway whose job it is to force as many people as possible into each already over crowded car.

"The Japanese subway is so crowded,and those subway smashers are just brutal!"
Japan Japanese subway smashers little old Japanese ladies ShinjukuShinjuku Station

by Bart's Mom December 20, 2009

mirror smashers

A general term used to describe motorcycle gloves that have armored knuckles which are capable of punching off the side mirror of a car without causing any pain or injury to the rider.

"Some cager tried run me off the road so I pulled up beside him and punched off his mirror with trusty my mirror smashers."

by bingboopbeep July 31, 2012

smashenpop

The kind of cheap bottled wine that is only good for getting drunk. A portmanteau of smashed and Passion Pop - the cheap sparkling wine.

Can also be used in an verb or abjective form, when describing the activity of drinking smashenpop or the feeling obtained from smashenpop.

Mmm, Friday night and it's the right time for some smashenpop!

*giggle*, I'm feeling so smashenpopped.

Why don't we flog a bottle of champers and do some smashenpopping on the way to the party?

by Heath Raftery October 16, 2007

Smashenger

A companion that is both smashed and a passenger in the car. Typically turns up the radio, wants to stop at every fast food restaurant, forces the windows to be locked by someone else and absolutely refuses to cooperate with a sober driver that is doing evryone in the car a favor.

Yo Ricky, we're not turning up the radio, and we're not stopping for food, and I locked the windows because you told that cop to 'suck your dick'. Your being a smashenger and I don't appreciate it.

by judur February 15, 2014

smashed pastie

the aftermath of a fucked pussy

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie

by aliofwonderland October 8, 2015

slashers

A group of people who are very optimistic and good friends . Within the group there is very type of human Charecteristic e.g The leader

WOW did u guys see our school slashers ? There awesome

by Okay...... May 7, 2018