by HoundaCivic August 24, 2022
Get the Scarlett Krossmug. Drag ‘performer’, if by performer you count putting on women’s clothes and adopting the simplest two or three moves over and over whilst flapping your mouth open and closed with no particular regard to the song being played.
Often found complaining that the ‘audience’ (people out for a drink who have to be subjected to this narcissistic nonsense) are talking over ‘her’ act.
The entire bar could mime the song and this ‘artist’ would still be the one least worth watching. With less energy than a dead battery and make up that looks like a tshirt screen printer has applied it, this is truly the lowest common denominator of drag. The emaciated gay boy wanting so desperately to fit in and finding a home in the drag community in the hope that ‘any old shit will do’
No comedy. No performance. No dance skills. No energy. No synchronicity with the music. No nothing. A man in a dress and poor make up.
Its not time to quit drag. You never started.
Often found complaining that the ‘audience’ (people out for a drink who have to be subjected to this narcissistic nonsense) are talking over ‘her’ act.
The entire bar could mime the song and this ‘artist’ would still be the one least worth watching. With less energy than a dead battery and make up that looks like a tshirt screen printer has applied it, this is truly the lowest common denominator of drag. The emaciated gay boy wanting so desperately to fit in and finding a home in the drag community in the hope that ‘any old shit will do’
No comedy. No performance. No dance skills. No energy. No synchronicity with the music. No nothing. A man in a dress and poor make up.
Its not time to quit drag. You never started.
That Scarlett Hoe-Hansen is a bit lame. If I wanted entertainment in the form of someones hands trembling in the air I’d rob a bank.
by TessCo August 12, 2022
Get the Scarlett Hoe-Hansenmug. Scarlett is a beautiful girl that has stunning features but she will never brag about it DONT ever roast a Scarlett or she will find you. She hates when people leave her out or take her love. She has cried the most tears and watch what you do around Scarlett because she has eyes at the back of her head. She is sexy and pretty. She has an amazing voice but everyone says she is bad at singing she wants to be Elsa Lowkey. She is the best girlfriend you will ever meet. People underestimate her. (Letter names of people that underestimate her A,T
by Hvgjygcjyfcyfc May 11, 2025
Get the Scarlettmug. Scarlett is the most awesome person you will ever meet. She is so so so so smart and the most beautiful human being on the planet. Scarlett is the the perfect bestfriend and is the funniest and wittiest person ever! Everyone loves Scarlett
by ImTheBest12 December 1, 2021
Get the Scarlettmug. My wife/fiance :) I love them please like this if you know someone named scarlett also your invited to the wedding congrats also hope you have a good day or night or afternoon and dont forget to take care of yourself
by Jeremy:) September 25, 2021
Get the Scarlett Rose McCoymug. Scarlett: OMG GIRLIES JACE IS LOOKING AT MEEEEE I BET HE LIKES ME
Jace: I'm only looking at you to copy off your homework 😑
Jace: I'm only looking at you to copy off your homework 😑
by omg how am i supposed to know June 11, 2022
Get the Scarlettmug. A sassy girl, loves to be out in nature with her friends, get angry easily but is always there by your side when you need it most, loves nearly everybody in there life and most likely loves her friends more than her family, she respects her friends but most likely loves one the most she is a gorgeous girl with alot of confidence.
by Themesmeriseingmonster November 8, 2022
Get the Scarlettmug.