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The worst place to be a teenager on earth.
there is absolutely nothing to do here, which is probably why many people are so pregnant, high, or just bored all the time.
I doubt that there is any other place in the world you could be and get 25 text messages a day detailing how every single one of your friends is bored to tears.
the lack of activities prompts us rochester teenagers to try new things, like say; heroin, sex at the library, sex in an elevator at west 10, meth, having sex for 12 hours straight, or sitting in your room looking at porn on the internet while you cry.
some popular places to find teenagers in rochester are: broadway: this is where the people who think that they are cool enjoy walking around with their pants around their ankles and their pregnant 15 year old girlfriend glued to their hip,
the "peace plaza": home to some cool shops, the galleria, semva art gallery, barnes and noble bookstore in an old movie theatre, a cool fountain with a bunch of birds (fun to play in) features live music in the summer on fridays and thursdays, you go here if you're artsy or not, it's a good place to meet with friends, just not in the winter.<in case you can't tell, this is my favorite spot.
Quarry hill: rochester teenagers have been coming up the back way to the quarry with kegs and sleeping bags since...forever! it's also nice for hiking, just be careful for empty cans and broken bottles.
in the summer: Rochesterfest, or the Olmsted County Fair: good places to hang out, be publicly shit faced, and throw up on the ferris wheel. fun, fun, for everyone!
rochester minnesota; also home of the mayo clinic. sometimes famous people come here. nobody cares, really. Often causes rochester to be referred to as med city, hospital city, clinicville. all us teenagers know is: there's lots of public parking, and wheelchairs everywhere.
The worst place to be a teenager on earth.
there is absolutely nothing to do here, which is probably why many people are so pregnant, high, or just bored all the time.
I doubt that there is any other place in the world you could be and get 25 text messages a day detailing how every single one of your friends is bored to tears.
the lack of activities prompts us rochester teenagers to try new things, like say; heroin, sex at the library, sex in an elevator at west 10, meth, having sex for 12 hours straight, or sitting in your room looking at porn on the internet while you cry.
some popular places to find teenagers in rochester are: broadway: this is where the people who think that they are cool enjoy walking around with their pants around their ankles and their pregnant 15 year old girlfriend glued to their hip,
the "peace plaza": home to some cool shops, the galleria, semva art gallery, barnes and noble bookstore in an old movie theatre, a cool fountain with a bunch of birds (fun to play in) features live music in the summer on fridays and thursdays, you go here if you're artsy or not, it's a good place to meet with friends, just not in the winter.<in case you can't tell, this is my favorite spot.
Quarry hill: rochester teenagers have been coming up the back way to the quarry with kegs and sleeping bags since...forever! it's also nice for hiking, just be careful for empty cans and broken bottles.
in the summer: Rochesterfest, or the Olmsted County Fair: good places to hang out, be publicly shit faced, and throw up on the ferris wheel. fun, fun, for everyone!
rochester minnesota; also home of the mayo clinic. sometimes famous people come here. nobody cares, really. Often causes rochester to be referred to as med city, hospital city, clinicville. all us teenagers know is: there's lots of public parking, and wheelchairs everywhere.
per.1 "I'm so boooooooooooooored, Rochester sucks.."
per.2 "I know, me tooooooooooooo"
per.1 "wanna fuck?"
per.2 "okay.."
per.2 "I know, me tooooooooooooo"
per.1 "wanna fuck?"
per.2 "okay.."
by edfones- March 14, 2009
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look at that rochos he's a beast
by a rochos February 20, 2011
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DAAAAAAMN! she was hittin that Rochai!!!!!!!!!!
by loser365 April 22, 2011
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Emily Good, a resident of the City of Rochester, NY was Rochestered by the police who had stopped a black man in the street just beyond her front yard on May 12, 2011. She was arrested after a police officer asked her to return to her house and she refused.
Her arrest and detention were clearly a violation of both the First and Fourth Amendments of the US Constitution. Good luck to the cop and the City when Ms. Good sues your sorry asses!
Her arrest and detention were clearly a violation of both the First and Fourth Amendments of the US Constitution. Good luck to the cop and the City when Ms. Good sues your sorry asses!
by Nickelman stirs up the pot. July 4, 2011
Get the Rochestered mug.A horrible shitty town surrounded by great towns such as Bury, oldham, radcliffe,etc. They steal things from Bury residents because they are inbred (e.g their father is their grandmother,their uncle is their mother) They welcome things like Netto which is a horrible shop. They worship Gods such as 'Peter Evans' and 'Ila pakistanio immigrante' and is therefore crapper than a 3rd world country it is horrible and stinks of shit like sewers.
arsehole: Hey guys lets go Rochdale.
Me: Do I know you, and you mean Roach-dale. And No its full of what appears to be homeless people living in big cardboard boxes.
Friend: They call them 'flats', when, they are much worse!
Me:(twatting arsehole) you rochdale bastad go on eat the roaches!
Me: Do I know you, and you mean Roach-dale. And No its full of what appears to be homeless people living in big cardboard boxes.
Friend: They call them 'flats', when, they are much worse!
Me:(twatting arsehole) you rochdale bastad go on eat the roaches!
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