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Raccoon King

A cool person who doesn't listen to epicYToffcial because raccoons are cool unlike youtubers.
also loves among us.
i really like Raccoon King he is so cool and cool.
by Raccoon King 123 June 17, 2022
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Raccoon

Someone who chooses to stick around someone who has little to no morals or ethics i.e. trash; in hopes of getting a relationship.
Why did mary stick around after he hit her? Because she is a raccoon; she enjoys being around dumpsters.
by Txft June 18, 2020
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raccoons asshole

Me: “I look like a raccoons asshole today”
My bf: “nooo”
by CoolWhipOnMyTits January 9, 2021
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National Raccoon Day

On September 19th, everyone in texas get a raccoon and give it cotton candy and watch a raccoon do what a raccoon does
Look, that raccoon has cotton candy, Must be National Raccoon Day.
by JoeMa_ April 4, 2023
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cool raccoon

Bob: hey, why is Petricia such a cool raccoon?

Tom: I don't know, she's probably Canadian
by JaruulVagina August 4, 2015
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raccoon nap

When, having gorged yourself on fatty junk food, you almost immediately fall asleep, still covered in crumbs or grease.

Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.
I ate a large DiBella's Sub for lunch then passed out in the booth for a little raccoon nap.
by Michael Rizzo June 20, 2017
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raccoon

the most adorable creature to ever exist
Person 1: that animal is literally so cute omg what is it
Person 2: its a raccoon
by raccoonsrcute January 24, 2023
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