Reese's Puffs

The difference between Reese's Puffs and my kids is that I know Reese's Puffs by name
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reesing

Reesing: Verb. The act of manipulating an ex-significant other to support one's drug habit by parasitically re-inhabiting the space of a sig-o without any care or consideration to reciprocate in kind (Sexually or otherwise).

Noun. A careless and manipulative act which deceives an ex into falling back into the role of provider in order to selfishly exploit them as a source of illicit drugs.

Comes from the root "Theresa," in that this act is the opposite of the selfless altruism exhibited by Mother Theresa.
Man 1: so me and my um, girl, hung out this weekend at the casinos again. We partied big the whole time!
Man 2: Aw yeah, you hittin that again? Good for you, she's hot as F!
Man 1: uh, well naw we partied too hard and passed out most nights. We just spent time reconnecting, you know?
Man 2:. Wut!? Man, that girl is reesing you for sure. She just wants you to pay for everything because she can't.
by FredZep November 22, 2022
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Reese

A beautiful smart girl that would go perfect with a guy named River cause he would care for her and love her with all his heart.
Reese and River are the hottest couple
by HottieWithABoogyHoodie November 1, 2019
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Reese Reynolds

The clog of cum in showers dorms that is caused by excessive shower masturbation. Ultimate sad fuck who can't get into Hannah's pants so he plays stellaris with her instead.
Stop being such a Reese Reynolds or else I'll wat your ass
by Sirliloiuwq January 13, 2020
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reese

reese is the most annoying mf youll ever met. hes probably gay, a femboy, or a furry. gotta be one of them.

he has probably harrassed someone once, actually maybe five times.

he is also a gaslighting fake mf who thinks that his feelings is all you care about, and putting himself above your other friends who are so much less annoying
"yo, dude, is that reese?"
"you mean the dude that kicked a girl in the stomach, screech in someones ear, and throw a chair at a guy? yeah thats fcking reese."
by someone BRUEO83819 February 1, 2024
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Reese

A male who struggles to attain bitches
Beta male:bro Jessica rejected me
Sigma Chad: your such a reese lol
Alpha king: your mom was reese-searching deez nuts lol
by Cho konma December 31, 2021
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Reese

Reese is very shy and talks quietly. She is smart and gets good grades. She most likely has a great sense of style and shares it with some of her closet friends. Reese is cute and kind she will never be mean to anyone. Reese is fun to be around and people love to be around her.
Friend 1: I'm so glad I'm friends with Reese!
Friend 2: So am I! She's just so amazing!
Friend 1: I know right?!?!
by Bybybybyby November 4, 2020
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