by Kar.WJ July 31, 2023
Get the Razor sharp object mug.The correct answer is the opposite of whatever was just said. A principle created from the observation of former hedge fund manager and finance commentator Jim Cramer's history of investment advice; where the opposite of whatever is recommended was almost always the best option.
Investment Bro: Cramer was on tv today saying Florba-Skipp is a failing company and to sell immediately.
Financial Planner: Cramer's Razor...
Investment Bro: Dump everything into FBSK immediately
Financial Planner: Cramer's Razor...
Investment Bro: Dump everything into FBSK immediately
by Ecclesies August 9, 2023
Get the Cramer's Razor mug.The sociological phenomenon of attempting to mask actions of group discontent through blaming an entity or organization with incompetence.
The CEO said that sales are low because the marketing department can’t target the right demographic. However, based on Khanlonovich’s Razor, it’s probably because customers hate the product.
by Timzoota August 10, 2023
Get the Khanlonovich’s Razor mug.When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.
Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
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Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out
by WozInOz May 10, 2024
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After I knock the bitch off that Woodward Ave razor, out there in that Detroit, she been sockin' it to a pimp's pockets.. dig?
by G. Twilight March 20, 2024
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by MikaMiika July 21, 2022
Get the razor main mug.Loudly and publicly criticizing your boss or employer until your employment becomes untenable and you find yourself promoted to consultant.
"If you keep slamming your boss, your coworkers, and your workplace in your social media, they're going to fire you. It's just Felicia's Razor
by JaycenG June 17, 2022
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